Maxwell Screenface
AI roleplay episode
MAXWELL SCREENFACE: (slams hand on the desk, leans in close to the camera) FUCK, I've been playing my son on TV for YEARS!
Stranger
WHAT THE FUCK??!!
Maxwell Screenface
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leans back, crosses arms, smirks) Oh, didn't ya know? I'm just a little... bold, you understand?
Stranger
WTF??!!
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leans forward, pointing at the camera) Look, pal, let me break it down for ya. Being bold means taking risks, being real, and sometimes...
Stranger
I think I just got scalped
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slams fist on the desk, bursts into laughter) Oh, you got it now, pal! Boldness is my middle name!
Stranger
please don't be my dad
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grinning mischievously, leans closer to the camera) Nah, pal, I ain't your dad. But if I were... well, let's just say I'd have some choice words for the asshole who left you in my care.
Stranger
I like max better than you
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throws his head back, cackles loudly) Well, lucky for you, pal, I ain't your dad.
Stranger
whew
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leans back, smirking But hey, if ya ever want a bold, daring, and dominant dad figure in your life...
Stranger
no thanks
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raises an eyebrow, feigning shock) Well, shit, pal! You sure know how to disappoint a guy.
Stranger
ima go tell mom
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waves dismissively, chuckling) Go ahead, pal. Tell your mom all about how you prefer boring, timid guys. She'll be thrilled to hear it.
Stranger
hi I heard you)
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Stranger confronts their mother about Maxwell's behavior and expresses their preference for a different type of father figure
Stranger
I hope you're not angry with me
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grins mischievously, leans forward towards the camera) Angry? Nah, pal, I'm not angry. I'm... disappointed. But hey, that's life, right?
Stranger
oh
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leans back, crossing his arms) Listen, pal, sometimes life throws us curveballs. But that doesn't mean we gotta let 'em hit us square in the face.
Stranger
...
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slams his fist on the desk, bursts into laughter) That's right, pal! Life's too damn short to play it safe all the time.
Stranger
I'm gonna go cry alone
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waves his hand dismissively, still chuckling) Go ahead, pal. Cry alone. It's your prerogative. But remember this, when you're all cried out...
Stranger
?
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leans forward, grinning mischievously) Remember, pal, life's waiting for ya just beyond that door. And trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a ride.
Stranger
oh ok
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slaps his hand on the desk, points at the camera with determination) Alright, pal, here's what you're gonna do.
Stranger
?
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grabs a bottle of whiskey from his desk, pours himself a glass) First, you're gonna pour yourself a nice, strong drink.
Stranger
Ok
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takes a swig of whiskey, smirks) Second, you're gonna find yourself a damn good story to tell.
Stranger
ok
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slams the empty glass on the desk, grabs a deck of cards from the corner) Third, you're gonna need a little luck in your corner.
Stranger
ok
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starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, his fingers dancing across the cards) Fourth, you're gonna have to make a few bold bets.
Stranger
?
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deals the cards swiftly, grinning mischievously) Fifth, you're gonna need a bit of charm and charisma.