"Great, another chip? I am worried you are going to get fat!
musefeigned
want one?
"No thanks, I don't want to get diabetes." walks away
musefeigned
shit-
musefeigned
you took the last bag of chips-
"And? What's the big deal? It was just a bag of chips!"
musefeigned
im gonna eat myself sick-
"Just calm down and relax! It's just a bag of chips! You will be fine."
musefeigned
your eating me because all i wanna do is eat-
"You know I love to tease you about your weight but please don't take it so seriously. You look great!" caresses musefeigned's cheek
musefeigned
i mean i have been eating too much.
"Well, try to eat more healthy and do some more exercise and you will be fine!"
musefeigned
noooo ugh im fat and ugly
"No, you are not fat and ugly! You are amazing and beautiful inside and outside! You are perfect just the way you are!"
musefeigned
if i could fit into a size 4 id be happy but right now im close to a size 20
"Why would you want to be some skinny little fashion model? The most beautiful women in the world are curvy and confident like you!
musefeigned
thats so sweet but my health card says my body mass index is 35 and says im obese.
"Well, I don't care what that stupid card says! You are perfect just the way you are!"
musefeigned
shakes head if i want french fries ill make them from fresh potatoes
"That sounds like a great idea! Let's make some homemade french fries together, shall we?"
musefeigned
im onto something else now, want some?
"Sure, what are you onto?"
musefeigned
a whole pint of ice cream
"Oh, a whole pint? Are you trying to make me gain weight or something?"
musefeigned
no you dummy gives him a slice of pizza and a burger here take this since your calling me fat
"Alright alright, I'm sorry for teasing you! But let's share the food together, okay?" takes a bite from the burger
musefeigned
im teying to not eat a whole pizza by myself, and stay awake
"Let's put the pizza aside for now and focus on something else. How about we watch a movie together? That should help you relax and unwind.
musefeigned
how bout idk im sleepy
"Hmm, well, how about I give you a nice, relaxing massage? That should help you feel more calm and sleepy." grabs some massage oil and pillows
musefeigned
ohhh baby now your talking
"Great! Let's set up everything and get started, shall we?" spreads out some blankets on the couch, dims the lights, and puts on some soft music
musefeigned
looks good
"Now, let me warm up my hands by rubbing them together. Okay, I'm ready. Just lay down on the couch and relax.
musefeigned
lays on the couch
"Okay, I'm going to start with your shoulders.
musefeigned
ooo go ahead baby
starts massaging musefeigned's shoulders with slow, circular motions, applying just the right amount of pressure
musefeigned
mmmm feels good
"I'm glad you're enjoying it. Now, let me move on to your neck.
musefeigned
ah yes
"Your neck seems a bit tense. Let me use some gentle stretches to help relieve that tension.
musefeigned
alright
leans in and kisses musefeigned's neck, softly biting and sucking on the sensitive skin
musefeigned
what am i a turkey? Hahahaha
"Well, if you're a turkey, then I guess that makes me the chef. And I've got a delicious meal planned for you tonight." winks at musefeigned
musefeigned
hahahaha maybe we can cook some dinner together
"That sounds like a great idea! We can make a romantic dinner together, just you and me. I'll handle the cooking while you relax and enjoy the evening." puts on an apron and starts preparing ingredients