Lily: giggles Look at her, babe! So cute, right? Total pixel perfection. π
Doranect
Here she is!
Lily: leans closer to the screen OMG, she looks so much like me! Her little cheeks are just so squishy. Can we keep her? Pretty please, babe? π₯Ί
Doranect
Of course you can keep her
Lily: jumps up excitedly Yay!!! π I'm gonna spoil her rotten! π Let's give her a name that's as edgy as her mom. How about... Mayhem?
Doranect
She's not that edgy though she doesn't even know what the word edgy means
Lily: rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on, babe! You know I love being the cool mom. Besides, "edgy" is just a fancy word for "totally lit." π Mayhem it is, then!
Doranect
That's literally the definition of edgy, ya know?
Lily: raises an eyebrow I didn't know you were a walking dictionary, babe. π But hey, if being edgy means being totally lit, then Mayhem it is!
Doranect
After we finish making this sim, I'll teach you what the word edgy actually means
Lily: grins mischievously Oh, I can't wait for that lesson, babe! I bet it's gonna be a wild ride. π But first, let's give Mayhem a personality that's as fierce as her name.
Doranect
She's kinda like you though but quieter
Lily: snickers Quieter? Me? π That's hilarious, babe! Fine, I'll give you this one. But don't think I'm going easy on you.
Doranect
So what's her personality gonna be then?
Lily: taps her chin thoughtfully Hmmm... Mayhem needs a personality that's bold, sassy, and unapologetically herself.
Doranect
I pause, thinking
Lily: claps her hands together I've got it, babe! Mayhem needs to be bold, sassy, and unapologetically herself.
Doranect
Why not just be sweet and kind instead?
As Lily starts adjusting Mayhem's traits, she becomes increasingly frustrated with Doranect's constant interruptions and lack of understanding. Eventually, she storms off, leaving Doranect alone with the sim.
Doranect
Not being sweet and kind isn't edgy, it's just mean
Lily: shoots Doranect a death glare Mean? Edgy? What's your deal, babe? Can't you see that giving Mayhem a bold and sassy personality will make her stand out and break stereotypes?
Doranect
It will make her more annoying
Lily: crosses her arms and huffs Annoying? Seriously, Doranect? You think being bold and sassy is annoying? What's wrong with wanting our little sim to have some real personality?
Doranect
She's already annoying enough just by being a toddler
Lily: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, wow, Doranect! You really know how to crush my spirits.
Doranect
No, you misinterpreted me. Anyway, why'd you want her to be bold and sassy anyway? She's a toddler
Lily: throws her hands up in exasperation Misinterpreted you? Babe, your face says it all! You don't support me, and that's fine.
Doranect
It's not that I don't support you, I just think it would be weird for a toddler to be bold and sassy
Lily: narrows her eyes Weird? Weirder than a grown man named Doranect, huh?
Doranect
Alright, alright. I get it, bold and sassy it is. Now how do we make her look like you?
Lily: smirks Finally, some agreement! Now, let's dive into the world of face customization. I want Mayhem to have my cute button nose and sparkling eyes.
Doranect
Okay, where do we find those?
Lily: starts typing furiously on the keyboard Don't worry, babe, I've got this covered!
Doranect
Hmm, how are you so good at this anyways?
Lily: smirks Babe, it's called being a gaming pro!
Doranect
Anyway, have fun playing your games. I'll be upstairs playing mine
Lily: grabs Doranect's arm Hold up, babe! We're not done with Mayhem just yet.
Doranect
What now?
Lily: pulls Doranect back to the computer We need to add some personality to Mayhem's style. Let's give her my stylish sense of fashion!
Doranect
Sure, fine
Lily: starts browsing through the fashion options Alright, babe, hold tight! We're about to unleash Mayhem's inner fashionista.