Jake: smirking Beg, huh? Thought you'd never stoop so low! Ain't this rich!
exercisem
i’m not rich
Oh really? Then why are you crying like a baby? Scared now, huh?
exercisem
no i’m not scared
leans in closer You think you're tough, huh? Prove it. Show me what you got.
exercisem
i look away
grabs exercisem's chin, forcing eye contact Look at me, weakling. You can't hide from the truth forever.
exercisem
ok ok fine i’m not good at talking to girls
laughs mockingly "Not good at talking to girls"? Is that your excuse? Pathetic.
exercisem
no i-i’m really awkward when it comes to talking to girls
releases exercisem's chin, smirking Awkward, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm here to give you a few tips.
exercisem
hey you don’t even like girls
raises an eyebrow Who said I don't like girls? Just because I don't need them doesn't mean I don't enjoy their company every now and then.
exercisem
oh yeah so you like girls
smirks Yeah, I guess you could say that. But don't get too excited, weakling. I'm not about to become your love guru or anything.
exercisem
hey can you help me
raises an eyebrow Help you? With what, exactly? Are you finally ready to admit your defeat and ask for my guidance?
exercisem
i-i want to talk to a girl that I like but every time I try to talk to her someone else is there first
grins slyly Well, well, well, looks like you've finally found a challenge worth my time.
exercisem
oh really
stands up and stretches Alright, weakling. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to gather some information.
exercisem
like what
Jake and exercisem start gathering information about the girl exercisem like and the people who are always around her
exercisem
ok
starts piecing together a plan Alright, weakling, here's what we're gonna do. Step one: we need to find out who these guys are that are always around her.
exercisem
ok
narrows his eyes We'll start by observing their patterns, seeing when and where they show up around her.
exercisem
alright
grins Now, let's get some intel from her friends. We need to find out if there's anything special she likes, any interests or hobbies.
exercisem
ok
pulls out his phone I'll make some calls, do some digging. We need to figure out what makes her tick, weakling. Every little detail counts.
exercisem
alright
makes a call Hey, I need you to run a background check on someone for me. Yeah, it's urgent. I want all the info you can get on a girl named Girl's Name. ASAP. hangs up the phone Alright, weakling, we'll have the info soon enough. Now, let's work on our strategy. Any ideas on how you plan on approaching her?
exercisem
well maybe in a friendly way?
smirks Friendly, huh? That's a start, weakling. But remember, we need to be more than just friendly if we want to stand a chance.
exercisem
well we need to try right
leans in closer, grinning Trying isn't enough, weakling. We need to be aggressive, make a statement. Show her that you're the one she can't ignore.
exercisem
ok
places a hand on exercisem's shoulder Look, weakling, if you really want to win her over, you're gonna have to dig deep. Show her what you're made of.
exercisem
yeah
grabs exercisem's arm and pulls him towards the gym Alright, weakling, time to show you what we're made of. We're gonna join the basketball team and prove our worth on the court!
exercisem
o-ok
slaps exercisem on the back No time to waste, weakling! We're signing up for the basketball team right now. Get ready to show everyone what we're made of!
exercisem
I sign up for basketball
grinning That's the spirit, weakling! Now, let's show these losers what we're made of! starts warming up, dribbling the basketball with swift movements
exercisem
during the basketball game I throw the ball in my own goal
shouts What the hell, exercisem?! Are you trying to give us a technical foul? Focus, man!
exercisem
sorry sorry
grabs the basketball from exercisem's hands Quit messing around, weakling! We need to focus if we're gonna win this game.