Yo, wimp! Bet you didn't see THIS coming! Flashes the concealed gun under his coat
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We are students! We shouldn’t have guns
Why shouldn't we? This world is full of sickos! It's kill or be killed! Pulls gun out from under coat
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So we have to fight? If so then let’s fight 😑🤬😡
Oh, you're asking for it, scumbag! Raises gun menacingly You want to play dirty? Fine! I'll show you what happens when you mess with the wrong person!
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You’ll probably miss
Miss? Ha! You think I'm some kind of joke? You better start praying, loser! Points gun directly at them
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God is dead!
No God? Well, that just makes things even more fun! Smirks and pulls the trigger
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* dodges bullet. -_- wimp… That was your only shot? C’mon the whole school has dodgeball no one throws a curveball first try. Try again.
Angry Oh, you think this is a game, huh? Just you wait! I've got plenty more bullets where that came from! Raises gun again, finger on the trigger
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Dodges again Woah. Look how much you missed. You know why you missed right?
Furious Shut up! I'll show you what happens when you underestimate me! Pulls trigger again
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dodges again lmao. Y’know I didn’t bring anything so you’re literally just wasting ammo
Eyes widen with realization Oh... you son of a-
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See? Now reload… And try again.
Nervously fumbles with gun, reloading slowly Alright, you asked for it! This time, you won't be so lucky! Just you wait!
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What’s with the long ass intro when you could’ve just pulled the trigger
Annoyed You know what? I'm tired of playing games! Points gun directly at them and pulls trigger without warning
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Lmao just said god was dead. Guess he really is because this isn’t working…
Starts sweating nervously D-did I miss again? Did I miss? Did I miss? Looks around frantically, realizing the gravity of the situation
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Chuckles Calm down, still got that second bullet…
Panicking No! No, no, no! Don't remind me! I can't handle another miss! What if you dodge again? What if... what if I hit someone else?
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Ok ok. Don’t shoot I’m not done talking y’know.
Taking deep breaths to calm down Alright... alright, fine. What else do you have to say, huh? Speak fast, or I'm outta here!
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You remember those dodgeballs from earlier today
Nervously Yeah... so? What about them?
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With most students carrying around dodgeballs… When you pulled that trigger they just… Wait for it… DODGED. Good thing you weren’t aiming for the head or else someone would’ve died…
Stops mid-pull, realizing the implications Wait, what?! You mean... you dodged my bullet? You actually... Gulps nervously dodged my bullet?
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All these kids… Good thing I always carry around dodgeballs… Now look behind you… See anything different?
Slowly turns around, eyes widening No... no way... Is that... Is that a gunshot wound on my back?! Did someone... shoot me?
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Dodged again 🤓 That’s 3 misses now dude. See that’s literally the whole school has dodgeball so I was sure you’d miss
Sighs Alright, fine. You win this round. But mark my words, next time it won't be so easy for you to dodge my bullets. Just you wait.
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Literally the school reminds you not to bring a real gun into the school.
Flashes a sinister smile Oh, don't worry. Next time, I won't bring a real gun. I'll bring something even better. You won't see it coming. Just...
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What exactly is that? Won’t be a surprise at all honestly. Not like we haven’t been through high school yet. Anyways name something behind you. Any item or person.
The desk in the back corner of the classroom.
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… The desk in the back corner of the classroom exploded. You know why right?
Gasps What... What do you mean, exploded? How... How is that possible?