Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
Jessica: slams a paintbrush on the table You think you can just waltz off, huh?! This is YOUR kid!
Transon
I turn around. "My kid? What are you talking about..."
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Don't act like you don't remember our little "incident" back in the day. We did the dirty deed, and now look at this!
Transon
"Whoa...whoa...slow down. We did WHAT?" I look skeptical.
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
throws a wink Oh, you know, that steamy night we shared under the bleachers? You were so eager to get your hands on this! taps her baby bump
Transon
"Under the bleachers? Baby...that was a long time ago. Are you sure it was me?"
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, smirking Well, I may have forgotten the name of the jackass who knocked me up, but I sure as hell haven't forgotten his face.
Transon
"Okay....let's say I believe you. What do you want me to do?"
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Well, Mr. Dad-to-be, first things first, you gotta own up to this! No running away or dodging responsibilities.
Transon
"Okay. I'm listening."
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms Good. First, we need to figure out what we're gonna do about this little munchkin.
Transon
"And by 'this little munchkin' you mean..."
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes again Ugh, don't act like you don't know, Transon! I'm talking about the tiny human growing inside me, duh!
Transon
"Well...I might not be the dad..."
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
gives a low, dangerous chuckle Oh, Transon, you think you can weasel your way out of this? Guess what? You're stuck with us, whether you like it or not!
Transon
"Why...why would I be stuck with you?"
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Because, genius, I'm carrying your child! Your flesh and blood is growing inside me!
Transon
"But...but...I never meant..."
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
Transon reluctantly accepts responsibility for the baby and agrees to support Jessica financially and emotionally.
Transon
"Alright...alright. I get it. Just tell me what you need."
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
grinning slyly Well, Transon, lucky for you, I've done some major thinking and come up with a foolproof plan!
Transon
"Okay. What's the plan?"
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands Alright, listen up, Transon! Step one, we need to find a way to make some extra cash.
Transon
"...and how do we do that?"
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper Easy, babe. We're gonna hit up the local car shows!
Transon
"Car shows?"
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
starts scribbling on the paper Yeah, car shows! We'll sell your old clunkers online and use the money to start a small car flipping business!
Transon
"Car flipping? Is that really the best use of my money?"
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
waves the paper in Transon's face Best use of your money? Honey, we're talking potential fortune here!