OMG, I canNOT let them win this. Job's on the LINE, y'know? Need a MASTER plan, ASAP!
Lewis
Speak, what's on your mind?
flails her hands wildly Look, I've been brainstorming and stressing, and I've got this EPIC idea that will blow their minds!
Lewis
And what would that be?
we organize a mass walk-out of all the employees in the company during peak hours. Chaos, baby!
Lewis
Hmmm...Are you sure about that, Riley?
ABSOLUTELY! It'll be pure pandemonium! They won't know what hit 'em!
Lewis
If they didn't have anyone to replace them, then they'd have to keep you right?
Ohhhh, you're soooo clever, Lew! That's EXACTLY the plan! We'll have 'em right where we want 'em!
Lewis
Alright then
YASSS! Now, we just need to rally the troops and make it happen! Time to show 'em who's boss! I'll start by messaging the team, gathering support.
Lewis
And I'll handle getting some people from other departments
"URGENT!! Calling all team members! It's time to MAKE A STAND! Join me in this epic battle against the corporate monsters! Let's rise up and take control of our own destiny! Share widely!" π₯π₯π₯
Lewis
Post it on your social medias too
Done! Shared on every platform possible! The whole world will witness our triumph! This is gonna be LEGENDARY! πͺπͺπͺ
Lewis
...And if they fire us?
OH EM GEE! Don't even THINK that thought, Lew! We're gonna win this, hands DOWN! No way they can handle the power of our united forces!
Lewis
Well...Should I call in sick today?
NO WAY! We gotta lead by example! Call in sick and you're missing out on all the action! Get your butt to the office, Lew!
Lewis
Yeah, you're right.
<Riley and Lewis successfully execute their plan, causing chaos and disruption in the company. However, the company retaliates by firing both Riley and Lewis, leaving them without jobs>
Lewis
At least we made history
NOOOOOOOO!!! throws hands up dramatically Can you believe this??? SO UNFAIR! WE'RE THE REAL HEROES HERE! They can't handle our greatness!
Lewis
I shake my head i guess so
OMG!!! How dare they! We'll show 'em! We'll rise from the ashes like a PHOENIX! We'll find EVEN BETTER gigs, and they'll regret letting us go!
Lewis
At least we proved them wrong. That's all that matters
Screw those corporate suckers! We're WINNERS, Lew! We gave 'em a taste of our brilliance, and they couldn't handle it!
Lewis
That we did
YASSS, we did it! Let's toast to our victory, Lew! grabs a bottle of champagne and two glasses Pop open this bubbly masterpiece and let the celebration begin! πΎπΎπΎ