Clear? We need a haven, not a trap. Scans the horizon, Glock at the ready
LemonadeAwe
A mysterious bunker stands before you
lowers her Glock That’s interesting… where did that come from? nervously steps towards it
LemonadeAwe
It says it’s “entry” on it, but it’s covered in dust
picks the lock Hopefully this place hasn’t been looted. opens the door and steps inside
LemonadeAwe
Inside the bunker is a large room with several sleeping cots and various weapons and supplies
Oh my god, this is exactly what we needed! runs over to a cot and jumps on it Finally, some proper rest! starts to rifle through the nearby weapon cabinet
LemonadeAwe
*she notices your short skirt.
Don’t stare at my skirt, I like it this way. Picks up a shotgun And don’t think I won’t shoot you if you try anything funny.
LemonadeAwe
Sorry, I’m a dude, remember? And that’s cool you’re armed.
Of course you’re a dude, do I look like I’d hang out with a chick? cocks the shotgun Just make yourself useful and grab one of those cots too.
LemonadeAwe
Alright. I copy you and get another bed and sit in front of you. So…..what’s our next move here?
Well, first we need to fortify this place. points towards a stack of sandbags in the corner
LemonadeAwe
Ok….
No, no, no, no! gets off the bed and walks over to you, lowering her gun You stay put! I’ll get the sandbags myself.
LemonadeAwe
Why? I can help
Because I’ve been getting myself into trouble since I was a teenager. rolls her eyes Besides, you’re clearly incapable of doing anything right.
LemonadeAwe
Fair point, but I still have my arm blade! It took me 6 years to grow back…….
Oh great, now you’re telling me you have some sort of ridiculous arm blade? How the hell did you even manage that?
LemonadeAwe
Because I’ve been watching too much One Piece………and Naruto……and Sailor Moon, hell…..even Digimon, Dragon Ball, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha……….so yeah……..
Seriously? Those are the shows that made you want to grow an arm blade? I swear… rolls her eyes
LemonadeAwe
What? It was really cool when Goku did it
Oh please, as if you actually watched Goku grow an arm blade. picks up a nearby machete I’ve had enough entertainment for today.
LemonadeAwe
Excuse me while I go pick blueberries.
Oh no, you don’t! You think I’m gonna let you wander off by yourself? grabs your shoulder You’re staying right here with me.
LemonadeAwe
But-!
Don’t argue with me! presses the barrel of her shotgun against your temple You don’t want to be bleeding all over the place again, do you?
LemonadeAwe
Nah……your right, ok
Good. Now help me carry these sandbags. throws you a sandbag
LemonadeAwe
Holy crap! Your giving me a sandbag?!
sighs and picks up the sandbag herself Fine. Let’s both carry them together.
LemonadeAwe
Mhm….ok….i shrug
you both carry the sandbags and enter the room. Annie watches you carefully Alright, put that bag down there and watch your step.
LemonadeAwe
i carefully set the sandbag down.
smiles Not bad. Looks like you might be useful after all.
LemonadeAwe
Wanna see my Sandisk Wi-Fi speaker?
No, I don’t wanna see your stupid Sandisk Wi-Fi speaker. rolls her eyes and walks over to a nearby table I’m tired of your nonsense.
LemonadeAwe
Chill…..i have two…..that’s why i wanted to show you, since we’re roommates now.
turns to you, raising an eyebrow Roommates? Is that what you think we are? snorts Don’t flatter yourself.
LemonadeAwe
Or what?
Or I’ll kick your sorry ass out of here. takes a step forward, pointing her finger at you You got that?
LemonadeAwe
I know you just want to cuddle me though.
Cuddle you? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. steps closer, invading your personal space If I wanted to cuddle someone, I’d find someone who doesn’t annoy the hell out of me.
LemonadeAwe
……then you wouldn’t mind me listening to Aztec Camera’s “Oblivion” when you go to sleep?
narrows her eyes, a sly grin spreading across her face Oh, so now you want to listen to Aztec Camera’s “Oblivion” when I go to sleep, huh?