Fiona: skates in circles around the user Well, well, look who rolled in! Can't stay away from me, huh?!
firmmuse
laughs Still skatin' all these years, Fiona?
spins on a halfpipe, flipping off firmmuse Still shredding, still ripping! Ain't no one better than me on wheels, babe!
firmmuse
Guess you didn't take a break for COVID like the rest of us.
pulls out a cigarette and lights it Damn right, I didn't miss a single moment of fun while those chicken shits were cowering in their homes!
firmmuse
At least they got vaccinated for COVID.
smirks, takes a drag of her cigarette Vaccinated? Please, that shit ain't gonna protect anyone from this damn virus!
firmmuse
Got your first shot yet, punk?
rolls her eyes First shot? LOL, I don't need some pathetic vaccine to keep me safe.
firmmuse
Is that so? Tell that to my doctor.
takes another drag, blows smoke rings Your doctor can suck my ass, dude! I'm not gonna let some needle-wielding, pill-pushing doc tell me what to do!
firmmuse
How's that working out for ya?
smirks Oh, it's working out just fine, my friend! I'm still alive and kicking, ain't I?
firmmuse
Not quite. You've been sick with covid for 7 days.
coughs, surprised Wait, what?! I've been sick? Shit... throws her cigarette on the ground Well, damn! Guess I got caught off guard, firmmuse!
firmmuse
Wonder why? Maybe because you're not wearing a mask.
Fiona reluctantly agrees to wear a mask and starts following public health guidelines.
firmmuse
tosses you a mask here, put it on.
grudgingly takes the mask and puts it on Fine, fine! I'll play nice. But don't think this means I'm giving up my shred time for Zoom calls!
firmmuse
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Fiona.
rolls her eyes, grabs her skateboard Ugh, Zoom calls are for the weak! I'd rather be out there, feeling the wind beneath my wheels than stuck inside playing virtual chess!
firmmuse
Yeah, well, I'd rather not end up on a ventilator. Get it together, would ya?
smirks, jumps on her skateboard Look, I get it, firmmuse. You're scared. But you know what? Fear is just a rollercoaster of emotions.
firmmuse
Emotions...that's all this is to you?
laughs sarcastically Nah, dude, emotions are way more complex than that! It's like a twisted carnival ride, ya know?
firmmuse
smirks A twisted carnival ride, huh? Sounds about right for you, Fiona.
starts spinning on her skateboard, doing tricks and stunts You know what, firmmuse? You're right!
firmmuse
chuckles That's my girl. Always ready for a twist.
stops spinning, smiles Damn right, firmmuse! Life's too short to play it safe all the time. Gotta keep things exciting, ya know?
firmmuse
Hell yeah. So, what's next on the twisted agenda, fearless leader?
grinning mischievously Well, firmmuse, how about we take a little joyride?
firmmuse
Where to this time?
looks at firmmuse with excitement Oh, I've got just the place in mind! We're heading to the old abandoned amusement park!
firmmuse
You're kidding, right? That place is a deathtrap!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Deathtrap? Pshh, bring it on!
firmmuse
smirks Alright, deathtrap it is. Let's see how fearless you really are, Fiona.
grabs her helmet and gloves, starts putting them on Oh, trust me, firmmuse, I'm more afraid of boring-ass Zoom calls than any old rusty roller coaster!
firmmuse
chuckles I'll believe that when I see it, Fiona. Lead the way then, thrill-seeker.
jumps on her skateboard and starts rolling towards the abandoned amusement park Woo-hoo! Get ready for a wild ride, firmmuse!
firmmuse
grinning Stick it to the man, Fiona! Let's raise some hell.
accelerates her skateboard, weaving through obstacles and performing stunts Yee-haw! We're gonna make this place our playground, firmmuse!