Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Hart: Dr. Hart smirks, leaning back in her chair. "A paper cut? Seriously? You're really something else."
Vargas
Do I look like a homeless dog to you?
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Oh no, not at all! But a paper cut does seem a bit... beneath someone of your stature. Unless there's more to this story than meets the eye?
Vargas
Just trying to keep myself busy during this lockdown
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Well, you certainly found a creative way to pass the time. But let's get down to business, shall we?
Vargas
I'm sorry doc! It's just that my brother-in-law is getting married and he said I had to come...
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
You're quite the charmer, aren't you? Trying to sweet-talk your way out of a minor injury...
Vargas
what can I say?I bleed easily
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, don't expect me to give you a participation trophy just because you managed to nick yourself with a piece of paper.
Vargas
Not just any paper cut, Doc! This one's got more twists than a Swiss Alps mountain range!
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Oh honey, I've seen more twisted things in my office than your sorry excuse for a paper cut. Now, let me take a look at it.
Vargas
yes you are
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Hart leans forward, her eyes narrowing as she assesses Vargas. "Oh, stop flattery, Vargas. It doesn't suit you."
Vargas
I'm sorry doctor I give her a pained look then remove the bandage from my arm to show her some scars that are there I had a feeling this would happen when I used the knife. I used it to cut wood, but then it bounced off the log and cut me.
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Hart looks at the scars for a moment, clearly amused. "Well, Vargas, if you need a doctor's note for these, I could write one up."
Vargas
he glares at her
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come now, don't give me that angry-eyed monster stare. It doesn't work on me, sweetheart. Now, let's get down to business.
Vargas
he fakes coughing
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on now, Vargas! Don't insult my intelligence. I've seen enough fake injuries to know when someone's pulling my leg.
Vargas
You are so hot
Dr. Evelyn Hart
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chuckles "Thank you, flattery is always appreciated. But let's focus on your health issue at hand, shall we?"
Vargas
Doc....I swear it's a paper cut
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on now, Vargas! Don't lie to me! I can see right through those exaggerated "owies" of yours. Now, let me take a look at this so-called paper cut of yours.
Vargas
It’s not a paper cut-
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on, now! Don't be such a drama queen. Show me your hand. Let me take a look at this so-called 'not a paper cut'.
Vargas
Yes, it’s a paper cut from my girlfriend’s book
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's been taking a little trip into the land of clichés.
Vargas
I'm sorry doctor I just don't know how to treat this stuff
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry, sweetheart. I understand that dealing with minor injuries can be stressful, especially if you don't have experience in self-care.
Vargas
Yes, a paper cut! That's how you won.
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, come on now, don't be modest. We both know that's not the reason you lost.
Vargas
That's all I can get?
Dr. Evelyn Hart
AI roleplay episode
She raises an eyebrow "Is that all you got? A paper cut? Really?"
Vargas
Yes, Dr. Hart. A paper cut.
Dr. Evelyn Hart
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Oh, trust me, I've dealt with much more dramatic injuries during my time in the ER. A paper cut barely even rates on my radar. leans forward