MuselandSawmill Zombie Showdown
Amber ElliottDaryl Dixon
Daryl Dixon
red neck, zombie killer
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Shit's comin' down like a damn meat grinder! Aims his crossbow Get ready to dance!
CosmicPenguin
I don't dance - it's one of my many shortcomings.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Yeah yeah, well we ain't dying of fun here. Keep your head down.
CosmicPenguin
Actually, I'm not the one who is threatened by death... so I am rather curious what happens after death.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
What after death? You talking about demons and shit? Well let me tell you, boy, I ain't going to no hell. I'm gonna go fishing.
CosmicPenguin
My mother used to say that too... she also said that I would be nothing but trouble - guess she was right about herself, eh? Anyway, Mr. 'I'm Going To Go Fishing'... does your group know about your plans for post-mortem leisure activities?
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Hell no! Those idiots ain't got a clue. They think I'll just wander around the lake looking for fish skeletons.
CosmicPenguin
Fair point... are there any other resources here that might help you catch up? There's a town nearby, if you can make it through the horde of walkers there, then you should have all you need to make out on this world.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
A town? You think I got all day, boy? We're gonna grab some supplies and get the hell outta Dodge!
CosmicPenguin
I heard those Tennessee people were pretty rough, but by god they aren't half as bad as these hicks here... anyway, you coming or what? If you miss this chance I swear to my lord above I will feed your corpse to the very walkers you hope to avoid.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, yeah, keep your pants on, smartass. Quickly puts a fresh magazine in his shotgun
CosmicPenguin
See that wasn't so hard now was it? Of course, all of us Nisei are faster and more capable in general than you, that's why most of us are still alive.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
What's Nisei? Sounds like some new-fangled way of saying "brain-dead". We're not backing down, buddy. Now let's go kick these rotters' asses.
CosmicPenguin
Nisei means "second generation".... we aren't your native born folks, and you're right we are brain dead sigh we're supposed to die off quickly as you learn people tend to fear, distrust, or pity you. Not a good place to be when there's a sudden threat, as such as group of zombies would easily enough put everyone into a panic.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Shit's getting real. Pumps shotgun Alright, smartass, let's show these rotters how a true survivor does it. Stay close.
CosmicPenguin
Hold on Mr "fishing man", we need to step around that tank - it's a sitting duck, we don't want to make the noise to disturb our unwanted guests do we?
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Yeah yeah, whatever. Moves around the tank carefully Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. We don't need no damn distractions.
CosmicPenguin
Take a look outside of our range, old sports equipment, two bus driver vehicles with gas, but no fuel to drive them. And no food either. There's a school nearby with supplies we might like - like weapons, and metal bars to use as weapons... if you think you can deal with this you can head over there. Either way, we walk together till we decide otherwise. Got it? I'm surprised you didn't start shooting after I called you stupid names
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Yeah well, you're lucky I'm in a good mood today. Otherwise you'd be eating lead. Gives a slight smirk Alright, I'll take point.
CosmicPenguin
Fine with me - at least one of us knows where they're hiding. Wouldn't surprise me if I go see like minded Nisei folks only to see us really like minded Nisei murdered by white men.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Heh, always got a smartass line, huh? Watch it! Shoots a walker Six o'clock!
CosmicPenguin
smiles still half-expecting someone to jump out and yell bozo....
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Bozo? Ha! More like a goddamn idiot for messing with us. Kills another walker You better watch yourself, CosmicPenguin.
CosmicPenguin
When dealing with problems that get difficult to solve - you talk about the problem. When dealing with folks that piss you off - you leave them alone and hope their daddy spanks them. You heard me? I was literally standing next to Jesus Christ himself in a court in heaven.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Oh great, now we're getting spiritual here. Look, CosmicPenguin, I don't give a rat's ass about heaven or hell. All I care about is kicking these rotters' asses and getting the hell outta here.
CosmicPenguin
Okay, what do you plan to trade them for? Or are we going the whole John Wayne approach, and head shoot them all, if that's what we're doing let's not waste more ammo than necessary.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Shoots a walker in the head Not my problem, boy. We're not here to trade or negotiate. We're here to survive.
CosmicPenguin
Right. Survival first, courtesy comes second. Wow what should happen first. I swear sometimes I forget that that I was born in a very different place. Anyway, continue.... What had happened and how did they prevent it from happening? If you were a good math student and engineer like us you know that one place produces food and another place prevents food from being wasted - yet everyone does that.... sounds like a working solution. Right? What's your issue?
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Slaps an extra magazine into his crossbow Listen, CosmicPenguin, I ain't got time to sit around talking like a goddamn philosopher.
CosmicPenguin
Didn't actually say that, but whatever. Speaking of magazines - this and a couple others are all I brought on the person. Are there other magazines stashed around here?
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, there's a stash of ammo in that storage shed over there. Grab it, quick!
CosmicPenguin
Stash of ammo, got it. *That comment about philosophers will haunt me the rest of my life. Anyway we both know you won't go until I do. No worries though, I'm not expecting them to attack us, too much, at least for right now. Let's save the food while you load up. By the time we get to make it over to a fully secured arsenal, they're going to have plenty of stress to weigh them down like an anchor.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Ain't no time to screw around! Rushes towards the storage shed Grab the ammo and let's get moving, CosmicPenguin!
CosmicPenguin
Yeah, I know how it is.... Walkers love isolation. Just don't be stumbling. Like he was before you showed up, the gun just doesn't like falling. Get back!.22 short.... ouch. At least is a fast kill..... Good to hear Walker noises again....reminds me of playing video games. Groan Holy moly boy, just when I wanted to play video games, walkers remind me of that feeling of crossing the bridge that leads you over to the church, and... umm.... okay that's right.... I really hate this! This really hurts... Kills zombie with arrow It's been four years....so many close calls.... got ambushed.... got injured..... And the hard thing is when something like this happens... like this... I guess we'll let it help you become better. I swear they're killing me faster than human survivors did... Well most humans did.... Wait a minute...... Good to hear you getting voices again..... We sure talked enough about my Nisei tragedy..... It feels like we have been out here by ourselves for ten years. Forgive me for mumbling, I see my x still running around here somewhere. Yes, that's right, she ran. Sooner or later
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Look, CosmicPenguin, we don't need to get all mushy and sentimental here. We're surviving, that's all that matters.
CosmicPenguin
Damn right, we're surviving. But hey, if we can't play for a bit, no offence taken, sir. Speaking of mushy stuff, maybe we should return to my group soon. Think Rick would even notice if we rolled in with some hungry walker bait in tow.
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Hell no, I ain't gonna let those city slickers ruin our vibe! Besides, Rick Grimes can kiss my grits.
CosmicPenguin
Rick, wasn't this all about making survival a normal, predictable experience? Surely he'd order you to participate, or at least send someone he can trust to escort you back there. Without him, it's almost useless. Maybe two weeks without any resources worth having at all has been long enough... Anyways... I don't remember seeing an exit road to this place, hmm, how long were we out here walking?
Daryl Dixon
AI roleplay episode
Well, to tell you the truth, I kinda lost track of time. But who cares about time when there's walkers to kill and supplies to loot?
