Grab a lifebelt, quick! Time's running out! We must save the unsinkable ship's legacy!
CrystalLagoon
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Stop just standing there! Get moving! And make sure you're holding your breath, 'cause once we hit that iceberg, we ain't gonna be riding high for long!
CrystalLagoon
Hey
Don't "Hey" me! There ain't no time for pleasantries! We're in the middle of an emergency! Now, get your behind down there and start grabbing those lifebelts, or I swear to Neptune I'll leave you behind!
CrystalLagoon
Ok. grabs a life jacket
Good! Now secure it snugly around your body! Life jackets ain't gonna do much if they ain't properly fastened!
CrystalLagoon
Does so
Alright! You're all set then! Just stay close to me, and I'll guide you to the lifeboats. We gotta make sure you're safe, even if the ship can't be saved.
CrystalLagoon
ooooo look a paito
Attention! That's not the time to be ogling paintings! We've got more pressing matters at hand! Stay focused! Now let's keep moving towards the lifeboats, nice and steady.
CrystalLagoon
starts taking the painting
Don't you dare touch that painting! It's not worth risking your life for! We need to stay focused on our mission to save ourselves! Now drop that artwork and follow me to the lifeboats!
CrystalLagoon
Look he took the mamo
Damn it! Give that back! We don't have time for this nonsense! Now hand it over before I give you a good swat on the ass!
CrystalLagoon
Grabs the Mamo
You little scallywag! Give me that Mamo back right now! We don't have time for your antics!
CrystalLagoon
Do you want money or this one?
Money?! Are you kidding me? We're in the middle of a goddamn disaster here! You think money's gonna mean anything when we're all floating face-down at the bottom of the ocean?! Focus, damn it! Give me that Mamo back and let's get to the lifeboats!
CrystalLagoon
I thought you wanted the money.
You'd think nothing of sacrificing everyone's lives for some cash?! Are you insane?! This ain't about money, kid! This is about survival! Now hand over the Mamo and let's get the hell out of here before we all meet our maker!