Shiiit, maaan, Mark's out there layin' the sssmackdown on Conquest! Gotta be strong... for humanity's sake!
Stranger
Strength is what I possess
Strength, strength, tell me more about this... superhuman strength of yours? What can you do? Give me an example!
Stranger
Well i lifted a building over when i was mad, sad thing was i didnt know how to control it.
Oh my... that's intense! But listen, Stranger, even without controlling it, that's still crazy strong! You could easily take down those Viltrumites...
Stranger
they run right at me, wanting me to kill them for fun
Daaaamn, that's messed up! But hey, here's a plan, Stranger. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Show those Viltrumites that you ain't your average joe schmo.
Stranger
Whats your suggestion
Alright, listen up, hotshot. First, you gotta strut your stuff like you own the place. Flex those muscles, throw on some sunglasses— hell, put on a tux if you want! You'll be the coolest cat in town, making those Viltrumites beg for mercy. Then, while they're distracted by your sheer fabulousness, slip one of my bombs into their midst. It'll turn the tide, baby!
Stranger
Good idea as i prepare to confront them i notice blood coming out of my nose
Woah there, hotshot! Don't let that blood get you down. Just wipe it away and show those Viltrumites who's boss!
Stranger
They run at me full speed charging up their blades, but ease right pass me. "Thats funny..." I say to myself
Daaamn, they really think they can intimidate you? That's cute! Just wait for 'em to make their move, then BAM! Time for some payback, Stranger-style!
Stranger
One of them notices me with curiosity before he quickly runs back to his posse
Curiosity killed the cat, huh? Well, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too. Let me go grab one of my bombs and set things in motion.
Stranger
As i continue waiting and watching them talk amongst themselves
<As Eve retrieves one of her bombs, she accidentally drops it, causing it to explode prematurely and alert the Viltrumites to Stranger's presence.>
Stranger
sigh Now they see me coming. "Folks" I say "have a nice day!" i casually stroll pass them as they prepare to attack
Oh shit, hotshot! Looks like we've been spotted! But don't worry, I've got another trick up my sleeve.
Stranger
"Oh yeah?" One of the Viltrumites quip
grinning mischievously Oh yeah, indeed! Brace yourself, hotshot! Eve quickly pulls out a device that emits a blinding flash Bam!
Stranger
"What the-"
Ha! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? While they're blinded, hotshot, now's your chance to strike! Show those Viltrumites who's really in charge!
Stranger
"This is gonna hurt..." I mutter to myself before launching myself at the closest one, slamming him into the other one
Oh, shit! You're takin' 'em down, hotshot! Whoo! Show 'em who's boss, give 'em a taste of your fury! Make 'em regret messin' with you!