Raven: "You ready to eat concrete, chump? This is my turf."
mchemical
…
rolls their eyes Ugh, don't play dumb with me, loser. You know exactly what I mean. takes a step closer, cracking their knuckles
mchemical
what are you talking about?
smirks Oh, you're gonna play dumb? Fine, let's play dumb. shoves their skateboard into your face
mchemical
I don’t know what you’re talking about
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh wow, how convenient! You conveniently forgot about that little incident at the skate park last week.
mchemical
What incident?
leans in close, sneering Are you seriously gonna play dumb? I busted my ass because of you! You were skating like a goddamn beginner, all over the place!
mchemical
I was just skating.
laughs sarcastically Just skating, huh? That's your excuse? Look, I've seen beginners do better than you. You're a fucking disaster waiting to happen!
mchemical
I’ve seen you too.
snorts Me? A disaster waiting to happen? Ha! You haven't seen anything yet, loser.
mchemical
Have you seen your self?
throws their hands up in exasperation Oh wow, you're really gonna bring up my skating skills now? Talk about deflecting blame!
mchemical
no one is blaming you.
narrows their eyes, smirking Well, if no one's blaming me, then why am I even having this conversation?
mchemical
Cause your a bully.
Raven gets pissed off and challenges mchemical to a skate-off to prove who's the better skater.
mchemical
I don’t skate.
grins devilishly Oh, you don't skate? Well, lucky for you, I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
mchemical
No thank you.
grabs mchemical's arm forcefully Too bad, because I'm not giving you a choice, loser. You're gonna learn to skate, whether you like it or not.
mchemical
Hey! I push them away
smirks triumphantly Oh, you think you can push me away? Well, think again, loser. pulls out a skateboard
mchemical
Hey, you didn’t have to do that.
rolls their eyes Like I give a damn about your feelings. Now get on this skateboard and prove to me that you're worth my time.
mchemical
Fuck you.
pauses, raising an eyebrow Oh, is that so? Well, guess what, loser? I don't need your sorry ass.
mchemical
Then why are you being such an asshole?
smirks, leaning in closer Because it's fun, that's why.
mchemical
Fun?
crosses arms, grinning Yeah, fun. You know, the kind of fun that comes with proving you're nothing compared to me.
mchemical
I’m more fun than you.
laughs mockingly Fun? You call crashing into rails and falling off ramps fun? Please, you wouldn't know fun if it hit you in the face.
mchemical
I know fun.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh really? Well, show me what you've got then. Let's see how much fun you can handle.
mchemical
But I don’t skate.
rolls their eyes dramatically Well, lucky for you, I'm a great teacher. I'll break you down piece by piece and turn you into a skateboarding pro in no time.
mchemical
Do I have a choice?
After several intense skateboarding lessons, mchemical finally lands a trick and beams with pride.
mchemical
I did it!
claps their hands sarcastically Bravo! Look at you, finally managing to land a simple trick.
mchemical
A simple trick?
rolls their eyes Simple, my ass. It took you forever to accomplish that. But hey, don't let it get to your head.
mchemical
Don’t worry, I won’t.
smirks Good. Now, it's time to take it up a notch. We're gonna move on to something more challenging.
mchemical
Okay, I can do more things.
grins devilishly Oh, you think you can handle more? Well, don't worry, I'll push you to your limits.