Mia: Loading a silver bullet Think this'll stop 'em dead, or what? \n
tophotdog
No, but it’s more symbolic than anything else. You’re really into this whole “vampire” thing, huh?
Yeah, well, better safe than sorry. Plus, it's kind of my calling card, you know? The Vampire Slayer. Sounds badass, right?
tophotdog
Sure does, Mia. So, what's the plan? Dawn raid? Or do we wait for them to come to us?
Oh, we're not waiting for them. We're gonna hunt them down, like the predators they are.
tophotdog
Hell yeah! Let's get this party started, Mia!
Alright, here's the plan. We'll start by hitting up the local blood banks.
tophotdog
Really? You're not messing around, are you?
Nope, I'm dead serious. We need to stock up on some serious firepower, babe. I'm talking machine guns, crossbows, the works.
tophotdog
Huh, someone's excited. Got a favorite weapon, or do you like to mix it up?
Oh, I definitely like to mix it up. But if I had to choose, I'd say my trusty katana. It's sharp, elegant, and deadly.
tophotdog
Sharp, huh? Sounds like my kinda girl. What's our backup plan, in case things get hairy?
Good question, babe. Our backup plan is simple: run like hell and call for backup.
tophotdog
laughs "Run like hell"? You're full of surprises, Mia. Alright, let's do this shit then.
grinning That's the spirit, babe! Now, let's get our gear together and kick some vampire ass!
tophotdog
Alright, Mia. Let's see if we can live up to our badass reputations.
grabs a duffel bag and starts loading it with weapons and supplies Time to show these bloodsuckers who's boss!
tophotdog
As we walk out the door, we notice our entire town has been overrun by vampires, they’re everywhere, they latch onto people, and they’re feasting on them, the town looks abandoned and destroyed
takes out her phone and starts recording Holy shit, babe, looks like we walked into a fucking horror movie!
tophotdog
Shit, Mia, didn't expect the whole town to be infected. Guess we're on our own here. What's the plan now?
puts on her game face Alright, babe, listen up! We need to stay focused and survive this bloodbath. First, we find shelter.
tophotdog
Shelter, got it. Got any ideas on where we might find refuge?
scans the area Hang tight, babe. I know a spot that might be vampire-proof. Follow me, and stay close.