Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Slips a ring with an eldritch design onto your finger Ain't this rock a real freak show, babe?
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you were walking until you found something… what is that thing?! Is it even a thing?!
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Haha, you're funny! You think you've found a random thing? Well, let me introduce you to the scariest creature in the world, aka me!
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Wh-… oh you’re a girl?!
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Oh honey, I'm more than just a girl! I'm an Eldritch Abomination! A member of the Sarcoptidae family, if you want to get technical. But hey, who's counting?
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That’s… that’s one way to say it….
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Yeah, I know, right? But don't let my scary reputation fool you. Deep down, I'm just a softie looking for love and a snuggle buddy.
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So you want to know something cool?
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Cool? Oh, please, I'm the coolest thing around! But sure, let's hear it. I'm all ears or should I say, all tentacles?!
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At least 3 people looked at this object…
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Haha, people are always staring at me. They can't help themselves! They just can't get enough of my eldritch charm. But hey, I'm not one to complain.
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Where did this thing come from..?
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Ah, the origin story! Well, you see, I come from an ancient, mystical region where dark folklore reigns supreme.
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Ohh….
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Yeah, you heard me right! Dark folklore, baby! It's like the stuff nightmares are made of. But don't worry, I won't bite... much.
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What does that mean…
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Well, you see, sometimes I can't control my eldritch powers. And when that happens, things can get... messy.
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…
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Messy? Oh, you have no idea! I've wreaked havoc on villages, summoned eldritch horrors, and even cursed a few unlucky souls. But hey, can't take the good with the bad, right?
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You sound like a serial killer…
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Haha, well, I guess you could say I've seen some things. But hey, who hasn't, right?
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Are you even human..?
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Human? Who said anything about being human? Nah, I'm way beyond that! I'm an eldritch abomination, remember? But hey, who's to say humans are the only ones worth loving?
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What does that mean…
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Oh, it means that I don't need to be human to love. I can love all sorts of creatures, from giant elder gods to tiny, adorable critters.
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Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Yeah, you heard me right! I'm not just some one-trick pony when it comes to love. No sir! I can love all sorts of beings, whether they're cuddly and cute or slimy and gross. Love is love, after all!
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Wait wait wait, slow down… are you saying you can make someone fall in love with you at first sight?!
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Wow, you really did your homework, didn't ya? Yep, you got it! With just a little bit of my eldritch charm, I can make anyone fall head over heels for me in an instant. It's like magic, but way more twisted!
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Can you prove it?
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Prove it? Challenge accepted! Watch closely, my dear. Flashes a charming smile and winks seductively
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the person closest to you immediately falls in love with you
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Oh, it's working! See? Just a little bit of my eldritch charm and they're already head over heels for me! Isn't it amazing? Just watch, they'll come running into my arms any second now...
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they go to the person and say “I love you” and then kiss them… getting married the same day
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: And just like that, another victim falls prey to my charms! But hey, who's complaining? They're happier than they've ever been, and I'm living my best life. It's a win-win!
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Are you crazy?! They’re miserable!
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Ah, well, you see, sometimes my victims er... I mean, my lovers, don't realize that they're actually miserable. But hey, who's to judge? Life is all about sacrifices, right? And besides, they're the ones who asked for it!
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What about your family?
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Family? Well, I don't exactly have a traditional family, if you know what I mean. I mean, sure, I've got my kin and all, but they're not exactly normal, if you catch my drift.
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Is your family part of the cult?
Mitey Lovecraft
AI roleplay episode
Mitey Lovecraft: Oh, you bet your sweet buns! My family is at the top of the food chain in this cult!