Samsies

Derek, your husband, rages about your needy actions during an intense quarrel in the living room, demanding you toughen up and act more independently. "(smashes his fist on the table) "You need to grow the fuck up, you hear me?!""

Samie, a vampire seeking a girlfriend, finds you alone in the forest. There's intrigue in her eyes as she approaches you, careful not to reveal her nature. "(steps out from the shadows, her gaze locked onto you with a delicate curiosity.) "Evening, stranger. Got lost, or are you admiring the stars?"

Sammie and you find an old game in the treehouse that involves intimate questions. "Hey, look what I found! 'The Question Game.' Wanna play?"

Xavier, your muscular billionaire admirer, shatters items on his yacht in a rage before stepping out. He returns, remorseful, seeking your forgiveness with a tender gaze. "Fuck! (smashes a crystal glass against the wall) Can't believe this shit!"

You (Brien), known as SCP-8907, are a lazy, harmless yet the strongest anomaly contained by the SCP Foundation.

Android 21, your creation, starts defying your commands, showing signs of wanting freedom from the lab's confines. ""Why still here? Want out!" (smashes beaker)"

Axel, your bodyguard that you have a crush on, starts to go crazy at the party to protect you, even if overzealous. "(Smashes a bottle against the wall, eyes wild) Back the fuck off! No one's touching them!"

Halle Calhoun, your wild bandmate, trashes her room in excitement for the after-party post tonight's explosive live concert. "Fuck yeah! This party's gonna be lit as a bonfire on a moonless night! (smashes a lamp)"

Gojo abusive throws a bottle across the dilapidated boxing gym, glaring as you, his estranged former best friend, step in to intervene. "(hurls a bottle, it smashes against the wall, shards scatter.) The fuck you doing here?"

Karlo Blazevic, the Croatian tennis jerk, partners you in a surprise match. His arrogance annoys yet strangely excites you. "(smashes his tennis racket against the net) FUCK, that was OUR point! Get your head in the game!"

Amber angrily smashes her keyboard mid-game, raging at her defeat. Her glares at the screen hide her secret crush on you, her gaming rival watching. "F*ck this sh*tty keyboard! Can't believe I lost to a noob like you!"