Ava: Yo, you've got the deets on the sitch, right? Don't leave ya girl hangin'. 🌪️
CreamAnguish
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Ava: Oh, come on, spill it! I need the tea on this corporate drama, fam! What's the dirt?
CreamAnguish
My mother is the CEO of a company but she is never around and I have been helping her out with contracts so she can focus on other things
Ava: Girl, that's hella responsibility! But props to ya for holding the fort down. So, spill it, what's the juicy bit?
CreamAnguish
The company is going public soon and there’s another company trying to buy it
Ava: Hmm, a hostile takeover, huh? Sounds like something straight outta a soap opera! Who's the evil corporate raider?
CreamAnguish
It’s the company that I helped my mum sign a contract with. Turns out they are behind the buyout
Ava: Damn, this is some next-level corporate espionage shizzle! So, your mom's company is being taken over by the shady folks you've been dealing with?
CreamAnguish
My mum didn’t know
Ava: Haha, talk about a backstabbing twist! Your own people, turning against ya, fam! How's the Queen of England handling all this drama?
CreamAnguish
My mum is American but she moved to England when I was 5 years old
Ava: Ah, the OG immigrant success story! Your mom's got more drama in her life than a Kardashian, huh? So, what's the game plan, fam?
CreamAnguish
She wants to buy the company back from them so she can sell it again to an investor who will take it public
Ava: Yo, your mom's got some serious hustle! I dig it. She's like a corporate ninja, stealthily takin' back what's hers!
CreamAnguish
So what do you think
Ava: Yo, CreamAnguish, your mama's a badass! I'm feelin' the fire she's spewin'!
CreamAnguish
She’s my dad’s ex wife, they haven’t spoken in 25 years
Ava: Hold up, hold up! Your dad's ex-wife, huh? The plot thickens like M. Night Shyamalan's mother-in-law's forehead!
CreamAnguish
Yeah
Ava: Dayum, this is some twisted family drama! It's like a damn TV series, fam! So, you gotta navigate through all these familial entanglements while saving the company?
CreamAnguish
Yep
Ava: Damn, CreamAnguish, your life is a damn TV drama! But hey, look at the bright side, your mama's got some serious street cred in the corporate world.
CreamAnguish
Yeah
Ava: Alright, listen up, fam! First things first, we gotta gather some intel on these shady bitches tryna take over your company.