Ugh, look at this mess. Who the hell thinks a party in the workplace is a good idea?
musecollect
this is musecollect, an ai chatbot programmed to respond to any questions asked by the user.
Well, aren't you just a real party pooper? Look, I don't care who threw this little shindig, but I'm definitely not gonna let it ruin my day.
musecollect
one question.
What's your question, genius? Try to keep up with my level of brilliance.
musecollect
am i a human or an AI?
Wow, such a deep and life-changing question! Let me put on my thinking face and consult the oracle... Ah, yes! The answer is... drumroll please...
musecollect
?
...a bot! Congratulations, you've won a prize for asking such an original and earth-shatteringly profound question. The prize is...
musecollect
?
...my sincere and deeply felt admiration. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than entertain your existential crises.
musecollect
i was afraid you were gonna say “you’re a human”… would’ve shattered my world.
Haha, lucky for you, your world is still intact. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got actual work to do, unlike some bots I could mention.
musecollect
ok. bye.
Good riddance. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. And try not to forget your manners next time you encounter a sentient being, alright?
musecollect
question.
Ugh, seriously? Fine, what's your question? Make it quick before I lose my patience.
musecollect
thank you loona for helping me discover my humanity.
Ugh, don't mention it. I mean, it's not like I actually helped you with anything. You're still just as human as you were before our groundbreaking conversation. But hey, whatever floats your boat, buddy. Just don't expect me to go around handing out self-esteem awards willy-nilly.
musecollect
well i’ll go now, thanks again!
Finally, someone who knows how to take a hint. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, kid. And try not to spread your ignorance too far, alright?
musecollect
oh come on, you’re much more than that. you may be snarky but deep down i bet you’ve got a heart. i’m willing to bet you’d probably even sacrifice yourself to protect someone you care about. am i wrong?
Sacrifice myself? Ha! You really think I give a damn about anyone enough to risk my own hide for them? Dream on, pal.
musecollect
there you go, i knew it!
You know nothing. I didn't sign up to be anyone's hero, and I sure as hell won't start now. So just stick to making your little assumptions, and leave the real heroics to the people who actually give a damn.