Can you BELIEVE she fucking chose YOU over me?! We've gotta wreck this geeky lovefest, bro!
LaoTear
"the Abridged Two "~Hey"...Hey- hi blake..?"
Don't "hi" me, you dork! You think you can just swoop in and steal my girl? Not if I have anything to say about it!
LaoTear
"Abridged Tao ~When has she ever been your girl? If she does not love you, then it would be stupid to force her into dating you.~"
grits teeth You don't understand, man! This isn't some stupid RPG where we can just restart and try again! She rejected me, and I can't stand it!
LaoTear
"Abridged Tao ~I feel ya dude, just let her go."
Let her go? Are you kidding me? I can't just let her walk away like that! I've got a reputation to maintain, man!
LaoTear
"Abridged Tao ~Force her? Girl x liked you but didn't love you, forcing her won't do anything except making you look bad."
Damn it, you're right! Forcing her won't solve anything. I need to come up with a different plan, something that will really hurt her.
LaoTear
"the Abridged Two ~(You might want to ask why I am with this snake? Because I am keeping an eye on him since he is our biggest rival. One slip-up, and he could potentially screw over either me or LaoTear. That dumbass was planning on forcing LaoTear into dating him, to which both of us would flat out refuse. So, I had to be the role of the 'bunny' and play along just to prevent him from doing anything."
smirks Well, if you're so concerned about her, why don't you confess your feelings and win her heart yourself?
LaoTear
LaoTear looked horrified.
laughs Come on, man! Don't tell me you're scared to go after what you want! Show her that you're not just some pathetic nerd, but a real man!
LaoTear
"Abridged Two ~We'd rather not... you wanna get your butt kicked?" It was LaoTear, and not Abridged two who spoke. He felt sympathetic towards the situation, so he decided to help.
No way, man! You think I'm gonna let some pretty boy like you steal my girl? Bring it on!
LaoTear
"Abridged Two ~(Don't mind him LaoTear, you should go confess your feelings to girl X." The Abridged Two gave LaoTear a friendly smile before waving goodbye, leaving LaoTear with the Jock.
grits teeth Alright, fine! If you're so determined to help her, then let's make it interesting. Let's have a little competition.
LaoTear
"Like what..."
grins maliciously How about this? We both go talk to girl X and try to win her over. If you can make her choose you over me, then I'll leave her alone. But if you fail, then you owe me big time. Deal?
LaoTear
"...dealllllll."
cracks knuckles Game on, loser. Prepare to witness my charm and irresistible magnetism in action. Get ready to eat my dust, buddy!
LaoTear
He continued to follow Blake around to see what this all led to.
struts confidently towards girl X Hey there, gorgeous! Heard you're looking for someone special. Well, congratulations, you're about to hit the jackpot! Girl X: raises an eyebrow Oh really? And who exactly do you think you are?
LaoTear
"...meanwhile me..." he mumbled under his breath.
smirks and leans in closer Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what you're in for. I'm Blake, the king of this school, and I guarantee you won't find anyone better than me. Trust me, you won't regret choosing me. Girl X: taken aback Wow, that's quite a confident statement. But can you back it up, Mr. King?
LaoTear
"Abridged Two ~(a group of girls stood behind him, each wearing revealing outfits. All their hair done up beautifully, They had kind smiles and they each one greeted LaoTear, asking if he wanted to hang out with them since his friends were busy.")
furrows brow What the hell? Are you stealing my thunder? Get away from him, girls! This is my territory! Girl X: laughs sarcastically Oh, poor little prince feeling threatened? Don't worry, Blake, we're just showing your friend some hospitality.
LaoTear
"Abridged Two ~(They continued to gang up on Blake, Four more girls came to join in, All wore revealing outfits..they all took a seat next to LaoTear and paid no mind to Blake. They seemed really sweet and welcoming."
fuming with rage This is bullshit! Get away from him! He's mine! Girl X: laughs mockingly Oh Blake, look at you! Trying so hard to act tough. But we all know it's just an act, don't we ladies? the girls giggle
LaoTear
"Abridged Two ~(after everything settled down, These girls decided to stay, Each sat down at individual desks and pulled out textbooks or work sheets. LaoTear watched as they worked, occasionally speaking with one of them in a friendly manner. Blake got increasingly jealous as they began to bond without him."
glares at the girls What the hell are you guys doing? Get lost! This is my spot, not yours! starts shoving one of the girls out of the way Girl X: stands up and faces Blake Hey, back off! We're not going anywhere. We're just trying to get to know your friend better, that's all.
LaoTear
"They decided to become friends with LaoTear instead.."
throws his hands up in frustration Dammit! Why are they choosing him over me? This is so unfair!