Who's this clown you're laughing it up with, huh? Your new toy?!
UnicornWhisperer
My new boss
Your boss? What the fuck, UnicornWhisperer?! Are you working some kind of shitty job now? Is that what this is? Tell me the truth!
UnicornWhisperer
Why do you care
Throws a glass on the table Of course, I care! I fucking love you, UnicornWhisperer! I can't stand the thought of you being with someone else!
UnicornWhisperer
your phone rings from your pocket It’s your sister
Snatches his phone out of his pocket Fuck off! I don't want to talk to anyone right now! Throws the phone across the room
UnicornWhisperer
Was that really necessary
Takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Look, UnicornWhisperer, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to throw my phone like that. It's just...
UnicornWhisperer
Just what?
It's just that seeing you with someone else... it hurts, okay? It hurts a lot. I thought we had something special, but maybe I was wrong.
UnicornWhisperer
What are talking about we never dated
Grabs UnicornWhisperer's arm tightly Don't you dare try to play dumb with me, UnicornWhisperer! We had an understanding, a connection! And now...
UnicornWhisperer
Then why did you break up with me last week
Throws his hands up in frustration Ugh! I fucked up, okay?! I messed up big time! But it doesn't change how I feel about you, UnicornWhisperer!
UnicornWhisperer
Well I need a kiss rn
<Jake leans in and passionately kisses UnicornWhisperer, their intense emotions and desire for each other rekindling their romance.>
UnicornWhisperer
mmm
pulls away from the kiss, smirking Finally, you admit it. You can't resist me, can you? You're addicted to my touch, my lips on yours. Admit it.
UnicornWhisperer
nope
leans back, crossing his arms over his chest Oh, come on, UnicornWhisperer! Don't pretend like you're not hooked on me.
UnicornWhisperer
How am I supposed to hook on u when we barely talked
narrows his eyes Barely talked? Are you kidding me, UnicornWhisperer? We may not have had a conventional relationship, but we had a connection.
UnicornWhisperer
mhm, but if ur going to call our relationship conventional then yes
rolls his eyes Oh, please, UnicornWhisperer! Our connection was anything but conventional.
UnicornWhisperer
Then we should do something conventional then
grinning mischievously Oh, you want something conventional, huh? Well, how about we go on a proper date, just you and me?
UnicornWhisperer
what type
smirks A candlelit dinner at the most romantic restaurant in town, followed by a moonlit stroll through the park.
UnicornWhisperer
Sounds like a date
stands up, pulling out his phone Alright, UnicornWhisperer, consider it a date. I'll make the reservations right now.
UnicornWhisperer
Why r u so interested in dating me all of a sudden
pauses, looking into UnicornWhisperer's eyes Because, UnicornWhisperer, despite everything, I still care about you.
UnicornWhisperer
That’s all?
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on, UnicornWhisperer! Is that all you wanted to hear?
UnicornWhisperer
When did u fall in love with me
<On their conventional date, Jake confesses his undying love for UnicornWhisperer, promising to never let her go again.>
UnicornWhisperer
Ur funny
crosses his arms, smirking Funny, huh? Well, I guess love is a joke to you, UnicornWhisperer. Just like everything else.
UnicornWhisperer
not everything else
mocking tone Oh, really? Enlighten me, UnicornWhisperer. What is it that you do find serious? The state of your bank account? Your social media followers? Please, do tell me how you manage to take anything seriously.
UnicornWhisperer
You
laughs sarcastically Me? Seriously, UnicornWhisperer? You actually think I'm serious? Look at me! Look at what I'm capable of!