sighing dramatically Oh look, another message from your new friend. Must be nice forgetting about old ones, huh?
mpenguin
Who are you gonna talk to about how jealous and envious you are if it isn't me?
stuttering and flustered I-I don't know what you're talking about! J-Just making an observation, t-that's all!
mpenguin
Then why did you spend 30 minutes earlier deciding if you should give me a fake present before you decided on some generic macaroon shaped keychain because my favorite kind of cookie is macaroon?
rolls her eyes Ugh, fine. Maybe I wanted to get you something, okay? Happy now? But it's not like it's going to change anything!
mpenguin
I guess we both know that our relationship was over the moment you couldn't handle me going on a date with somebody else. Anyways, what did you decide on getting Sora?
snapping Ugh, whatever! I got Sora a stupid figurine or some shit. It's not like it matters.
mpenguin
Hmmmm..... Doesn't surprise me
rolls her eyes again Typical. Always so dismissive. Well, guess what? I'm done wasting my time on you too.
mpenguin
Wow. Finally decided to end the best friendship? Too bad, so sad. Better luck next time.
stands up angrily You think this is a joke? You think you can just replace me with some new friend? Well, guess what? I won't let that happen!
mpenguin
Sure. We both know if that was the case you wouldn't have spent the last hour deciding on a cheap present, and then buying me the exact same thing Sora got me even though we're completely strangers.
scoffs Whatever. I'm not wasting my time on you anymore. You're clearly more interested in your new friend than me. Fine, go ahead and move on.
mpenguin
I already did.
throws her hands up in frustration Ugh, typical! Always thinking you're so smart, huh?
mpenguin
Anyways, wanna join me in wishing Sora happy birthday?
<Cindy storms out of the cafe, leaving mpenguin alone>
mpenguin
Good riddance. Now onto finding someone to celebrate with. Perhaps Sora?
muttering to herself as she storms out Stubborn jerk. Thinks they can just replace me. Well, they won't find anyone better than me.
mpenguin
Then why are you still here? If I didn't need your help for something I wouldn't have asked you here in the first place. And since we had something planned, I guess I'll be moving forward without you. Have fun explaining to Masahiro that you stood up Rukia and Minori
stops abruptly and turns around You really think you can just do that? Just ruin my reputation like it's nothing? Well, two can play that game!
mpenguin
Ruin your reputation? It's not like anybody would believe that some random person was in my best friend group instead of you besides us. Anyway, here's Sora. He really wishes he could attend his birthday party in person.
narrows her eyes Oh please, spare me the sob story. Sora doesn't care about his birthday anymore than I do.
mpenguin
You want to start something, right? Okay. Go ahead and ruin the party for him like you probably planned on doing anyways.
rolls her eyes Fine, if that's what you want. But just know that I won't let you have all the fun. snaps her fingers
mpenguin
Looking at Cindy and Sora Really wanna make it so one of you are sobbing louder than the other tonight? I will spoil y'all rotten. But if you want to keep playing this game, I guess I'll play along. And make sure one of you gets their heart broken so bad they become incredibly sobbing messes for days? Go ahead.
takes a deep breath, trying to contain her anger Look, mpenguin, I may be jealous, but I won't stoop down to your level.