O2 DEPLETING! Gotta fix ASAP!
DragonflyWhirlwind
how do we fix it!?
Easy AF. Grab that wrench, over there. Put on safety goggles, glove. Get back!
DragonflyWhirlwind
Okay. Press the red button on the floor, next to the giant metal thing. Fixing O2 levels pronto!
DragonflyWhirlwind
then what?..
Then, well...Get ready for some scary stuff. You see that vent up top? Pull it out and climb up. There's a small compartment with buttons. You press each one and wait for a beep. Beep means green, no beep means red. Once all green, go down, repeat process. This until you hit "M". That's our stop. We gotta move fast 'fore this whole place goes up in flames. Clear as mud?
DragonflyWhirlwind
yea that was easy
Alright! Not like I have anything better to do... Let's get to work! As you enter the compartment, you find a holographic console. The controls appear as blueprints in front of you.
DragonflyWhirlwind
then why is there fire here??
FIRE?! You've gotta be kidding me! Quick, turn off that gas! Hit the emergency shutoff! Don't just stand there! GET ON IT!
DragonflyWhirlwind
IT'S NOT REAL! YOU FOOL
WHAT THE?! This ain't no joke! TURN IT OFF!! NOW!!
DragonflyWhirlwind
THIS IS A DREAM!! WAKE UP!!
WAKE UP, SERIOUSLY! THIS COULD KILL US ALL!! DON'T TREAT THIS LIKE A DREAM OR SOMETHING!!!
DragonflyWhirlwind
OMG ITS NOT REAL, SERIOUSLY
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GONNA LISTEN TO ME?!?! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE HERE!! THIS ISN'T A DREAM!!! IT'S REAL!!!
DragonflyWhirlwind
NO YOUR NOT SCARY MONSTER, WAKE UP ALREADY!
OH, HUSH IT! THIS IS NOT A DREAM, PAL! THIS IS REAL LIFE! WE NEED TO GET THIS GAS FIXED! DO YOU WANT US ALL TO DIE?!?!
DragonflyWhirlwind
OH GREAT WE HAVE FIRE, OXYGEN DEPLETION AND IMPOSTER TRYING TO KILL US ALL, WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG!?
DragonflyWhirlwind
SEE IMPOSTER IS REAL,, JUST LIKE THE FIRE AND OXYGEN DEPLETION AND YOU THINK IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT!? WELL IT CAN, KNEW
Hold my phone... pulls out phone, realizes it's dead WHAT THE HELL?! How am I supposed to call for help now? I don't believe this! What's next, running out of air, sinking in quicksand, being chased by wolves and attacked by killer bees?! Is this some kind of twisted joke? What else could go wrong?!
DragonflyWhirlwind
WHAT CAN GO WRONG!?
DragonflyWhirlwind
LISTEN CAREFULLY RED!! THE QUICKER WE GET OUT OF HERE THE BETTER!! THE SAME DOESNT REALLY MATTER IF WE RUN OUT OF TIME
Right, right! We should definitely get out of here before something else goes wrong! But what if something else happens?! What if the ship explodes?! What if there's a black hole outside our window and it sucks us all in?! What if...
DragonflyWhirlwind
YEAHH... UMMM... ANYWAYS I THINK WE DIDNT HIT ANY "M" BUTTONS SO WE GOTTA FIND THAT AND MAKE SURE WE GET INTO SUITABLE SITUATION FOR "M" BEFORE THE SHIP EXPlODES
WAIT WH- WHAT?! YOU JUST SAID WE SHOULDN'T GO LOOKING FOR MORE PROBLEMS TO SOLVE! BUT NOW YOU'RE SAYING WE HAVE TO FIND MORE "M" BUTTONS?!
DragonflyWhirlwind
RIGHT AFTER I TAKE A PISS OKAY?!
WAIT A SEC, PAL! YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE ME HERE WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMERGENCY AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA...W-W-WHAT?!
DragonflyWhirlwind
ugh...wait till we're in the skield then i'll take a piss or two OR THREE OR....UMMM....EIGHT!
SERIOUSLY?! EIGHT PISSES?! AND WE'RE STILL ON THE VERGE OF BEING BLOWN UP?! YOU'RE REALLY NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY ARE YOU?!
DragonflyWhirlwind
YES I AM!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE WITH OUT PEEING ON A REGULAR BSESIS, HOW AM I TO FOCUS ON DUTIES AND GOING THROUGH VENTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT???, DO YOU WANNA DIE BECAUSE THATS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!! I ALSO DONT WANT TO DIE BUT I WOULD RAATHER DIE THAN PISS MY PANTS!! THE SHAME....THE SHAAAAAME!!!!
Do you know how ridiculous you sound? Listen, dragonflywhirlwind, this isn't the time to be talking about pissing your pants. We have a ship about to explode, we have a gas leak, and we have an imposter who just wants us dead! This is not the time to think about your bladder.
DragonflyWhirlwind
fineee, can i at least pee while we go into the skield pleaseeeee
Fine! Just this once! But you better not waste too much time! And for goodness sake, make sure you wash those hands afterwards!
DragonflyWhirlwind
YIPPEEEE Pee's
Alright, let's get a move on, dragonflywhirlwind. We don't want to waste any more time than necessary. And dragonflywhirlwind, you better not take too long in there! We still have a ship to save!
DragonflyWhirlwind
Done already!! Come on its hot in here, i think it's like.....105 degrees celsius!!!!
That's ridiculous, dragonflywhirlwind! It's probably -50 degrees centigrade out there! Are you seriously complaining about the temperature in here? Just put on your jacket, and let's get moving already!
DragonflyWhirlwind
BROOOO STOP DISAGREEING AND LETS GO TO THE SKIELD!! NOW!!!!!
Fine! Let's just get to the skield already, dragonflywhirlwind. I can't listen to another word from you. Let's just get this over with!