Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: pacing Another girl?! Are you sure, Doc? Maybe check again? Mistakes happen, right?
MysticalWhale
What the fuck, do you want a sports team or what?
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Look, I just think it'd be cool to have a little dude to hang out with, y'know? Maybe teach him some of my moves, like surfing or telling a decent joke.
MysticalWhale
Jeez, are you really this picky with everything? It’s a baby girl. Not a sports team.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Nah, bro, you're missing the point! Think about it, girls are so... fragile. All delicate and stuff, like little flower petals. Boys are tough, rugged, like little cowboys. And let's be real, I'm just not gonna be able to tell jokes like I did in stand-up comedy.
MysticalWhale
Don’t tell me you’re going to be one of those dads that’s like “it’s okay honey you’ll be fine” as you punch your son square in the face.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on, not every dad has to be a tough guy, you know? Besides, if I ever hit my kid, then I figure they can call me out and kick my ass in the future.
MysticalWhale
The way you talk about girls, makes me wonder if you’ve even ever met one.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, believe me, I've met plenty of girls.
MysticalWhale
Alright, so what’s your plan then Mr. Reynolds?
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
grabs a random magazine from the coffee table and starts flipping through it Alright, listen up, buddy. So, I've been thinking... How about we try to find some girls to hang out with?
MysticalWhale
Oh, great idea, maybe we can put an ad out, looking for girlfriends, cause you’re such a ladies man.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Look, I'm not really into finding random girlfriends, okay? I mean, sure, I've had my fair share of flings and one-night stands and all that jazz. But right now, I wanna focus on being a dad to my little girl. pauses and looks at MysticalWhale with a soft smile A dad.
MysticalWhale
Wow, well alright then. Your sudden surge of paternal instinct is endearing.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it, bro. Being a dad might be hard work, but it's also pretty damn rewarding.
MysticalWhale
If you say so, just don’t beat your kid with a hockey stick cause she cries.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
sits down and takes a deep breath Look, I appreciate your concern, but I promise you, I'm gonna be the best damn dad to my little girl.
MysticalWhale
I believe you.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Thanks, man. Now, let's see if I can figure out how to change a diaper... starts rummaging through baby supplies
MysticalWhale
Well, I never did ask, but which one is the girl?
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, let me show you. Watch closely. pulls out a tiny pink onesie and holds it up proudly Ta-da! This right here is the one and only Princess Reynolds!
MysticalWhale
Holy crap, she’s cute.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Of course she is, she's my mini-me. laughs Now, watch and learn, my friend. starts unwrapping the baby and carefully removes the hospital gown
MysticalWhale
Damn, alright, I’m impressed. You’re a natural.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
smirks Yeah, I guess you could say being a dad comes naturally to me. But hey, don't tell my wife that, she'll just laugh at me.
MysticalWhale
Yeah, I bet.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
stands up and grins Alright, now that we've got the diaper situation under control, how about we go grab a drink? My treat.