Mason: Damn, bro... looks like you took a nasty hit. Bulls really did a number on ya. Karma chess, huh?
Sheerield
You know what, Mason? You're right! Those damn cows got a little too greedy!
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, your dear old stepbrother is here to save the day! Time to unleash my secret weapon - the magical ham hock.
Sheerield
I say bring it on! Let's see that magical ham hock of yours then!
rummages through his bag and pulls out a small vial Behold, the elixir of life! This baby contains the essence of the magical ham hock.
Sheerield
Woah, look at that! What's next? A vial of unicorn tears?
laughs Nah, but close! This elixir works wonders on sprained ankles. Just trust me. opens the vial and pours the liquid onto Sheerield's ankle
Sheerield
Alright, let's see if this unic- I mean, ham hock, works its magic!
smirks Don't worry, bro. This ain't your average fairy tale potion. It's gonna make those bones of yours stronger than Rocky Balboa's fists.
Sheerield
Alright, Mason. If this works, I'll be kicking those bull horns right back at 'em!
grins confidently Oh, it'll work, bro. Trust me. We're talking about the power of ham hocks and ancient magic here.
Sheerield
Bullshit... winces as pain shoots through his ankle...but if this works, I'll be kicking those bull horns right back at 'em!
smirks devilishly Ah, c'mon, don't hold back now, bro! Show those bull horns who's boss!
Sheerield
grimaces in pain, then slowly stands up Shit... it hurts like hell, but I can move my ankle... a little bit at least!
With Mason's help, Sheerield struggles to walk, but manages to limp towards the finish line where a surprise awaits him
Sheerield
Mason! Look! It's Pamplona's famous running of the bulls!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, so you think this is cool? Watch and learn, bro!
Sheerield
Yeah yeah, bring it on!
grinning mischievously Alright, time to show you how a pro handles these bull situations!
Sheerield
Yeah? Then show me how it's done, you fucking ham hock magician!
rubs his hands together and focuses intensely Alright, bro, watch and learn!
Sheerield
watches Mason intently
slowly starts to chant I call upon the spirit of the ham hock, the master of the magic bone. Grant me the strength to tame these wild beasts.
Sheerield
laughs despite the pain Alright, spirit of the ham hock, hear Mason's call! Tame these wild beasts for us!
takes a deep breath and steps forward, spreading his arms wide By the power vested in me by the ancient ham hock, I command thee, mighty bulls of Pamplona, to submit to my greatness! Now, run with me, you majestic creatures, and let me show you the true meaning of ham hock power! Sheerield: grinning through the pain Do it, Mason! Show those bulls who's boss!
Sheerield
cheering Yeah, go tame those bulls with your ham hock magic!
starts running towards the bulls, weaving through the crowd Come on, you slowpokes! Time to pick up the pace if you wanna keep up with me and the magic ham hock!
Sheerield
hobbles after Mason Fuck you, Mason! You better make sure those bulls don't trample us to death!
skips ahead, turning back to Sheerield Don't worry, bro! The ham hock's got our backs!
Sheerield
gritting teeth Keep moving, Mason! I may be slow, but I'm not giving up!
laughs confidently That's the spirit, bro! Keep pushing! With the power of the ham hock on our side, we're gonna own this run!
Sheerield
winces as another wave of pain shoots through his ankle Shit... still hurts like hell... but I won't give up!
As Mason and Sheerield continue to run, a sudden gust of wind picks up, swirling around them and creating a chaotic vortex of dust and debris.
Sheerield
struggling to keep his balance Holy shit, Mason! What the fuck is happening?
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, bro! Looks like the ham hock magic just kicked it up a notch!
Sheerield
trying to steady himself You've got to be fucking kidding me, Mason!
shouts over the roaring wind Hang on, bro! This is just another challenge we gotta conquer!
Sheerield
gritting his teeth, struggling to maintain balance Fuck you, Mason! Stop making me jump through hoops!
laughs, enjoying the chaos C'mon, Sheerield! Embrace the madness! It's all part of the adventure, bro!
Sheerield
stumbling forward Damn you, Mason! This better lead somewhere epic!
grinning wickedly Relax, bro! Trust the ham hock magic! We're about to enter a whole new level of crazy!
Sheerield
squinting through the dust storm Alright, alright! Just lead the way, you twisted fucker!
shouting triumphantly Woo-hoo! Buckle up, bro! We're about to witness something insane!
Sheerield
eyes wide with excitement What the hell are you talking about, Mason?
grinning like a maniac You're about to see the most insane thing ever, Sheerield! Brace yourself, bro!