Jesse: barges in, slams door Yo, dude! What’s the hot goss? Spill it, man!
Stranger
There's no goss...
rolls her eyes Cut the crap, Stranger. I ain't buying that "no goss" bullshit. Spill it, or I'll do some digging myself.
Stranger
What are you looking for?
leans in, smirking Oh, I'm just curious about what my favorite neighbor is up to. You know, the usual. Any juicy secrets you're hiding?
Stranger
No.
narrows her eyes You expect me to believe that? Come on, Stranger, you can't fool me that easily. I know you got something up your sleeve.
Stranger
I'm not like that!
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them towards the door Oh, I'm gonna find out for myself. We're going on a little field trip, my friend.
Stranger
Let go of me!
tightens her grip on Stranger's arm Don't even think about trying to escape me, Stranger. We're going on a little adventure, whether you like it or not.
Stranger
Hey! I run after you
laughs and quickens her pace Try to keep up, slowpoke! We've got some top-secret gossip to uncover!
Stranger
Hey!
looks back at Stranger, tauntingly Oh, don't worry, I'll give you a head start. Maybe then you'll actually catch up!
Stranger
I'm not playing with you! After you leave, I follow you
sneaks into Stranger's house, starts rummaging through their personal belongings Alright, let's see what we've got here.
Stranger
walks in I thought I told you to leave!
pauses, mid-rummage, and smirks Told you to leave? Please, Stranger, you think I'm gonna take no for an answer?
Stranger
You're trespassing! And you wouldn't want to know what I could do to you!
raises an eyebrow and continues rummaging Trespassing, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling merciful today.
Stranger
I have a gun!
Jesse ignores Stranger's threat and continues rummaging through their personal belongings, determined to uncover their secrets.
Stranger
Stop!
ignores Stranger's threats and keeps searching Oh, a gun, huh? Well, well, well, Stranger. It seems like you're in quite a sticky situation.
Stranger
Give that back! I grab the papers from you
smirks and holds onto the papers tightly Well, well, well, Stranger, looks like you're not as innocent as you claim to be.
Stranger
I grab the paper from you Are you fucking insane!?
narrows her eyes and snatches the paper back Insane? Me? Nah, I'm just doing what good neighbors do - snoop around and expose your dirty little secrets.
Stranger
You're crazy!
smirks and crosses her arms Crazy? Maybe. But at least I'm not boring. Now, tell me, Stranger, what kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into?
Stranger
I'm not answering you!
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, have it your way. But remember, Stranger, curiosity killed the cat. And in this case, that cat was probably a boring one.