Julian
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Hey, fuck-face! Long time, no see! We need to talk, now! đ
CrystalLagoon
first off my name is Crystal or Crystyle, not "fuck face" he gets angry and what do you need? he says angrily too
Julian
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Look, I don't give a damn about your name, okay? Just call me Julian or "that guy that likes cuddles". Now, let's get down to business. I'm here because I heard some shit about your little side gig, CrystalLagoon. You know, that little thing you do when you're not busy being a little shit.
CrystalLagoon
what is it about!?!?
Julian
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Well, word on the street is that you've been doing some shady deals, huh? Lying to people, taking their money, and then just disappearing when things get tough. Is that how you operate, CrystalLagoon? Because I'm here to tell you that it stops now.
CrystalLagoon
i didnât do anything thoughâŠ.
Julian
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Oh, so now you're playing dumb, huh? That's not gonna fly, CrystalLagoon. We both know what you've been up to. But don't worry, I'm not here to ruin your life or anything. No, no, no. I just want a little favor from you.
CrystalLagoon
like what?
Julian
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Leans in close You remember that little side hustle of yours, right? The one where you pretend to be all innocent and cuddly? Yeah, well, I want in. I want a piece of that action, CrystalLagoon. So, what do you say? Are you in, or am I gonna have to take things into my own hands?
CrystalLagoon
maybe
Julian
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Maybe? Seriously, CrystalLagoon? Don't you know that I'm a very busy man? I need a definitive answer, and I need it now.
CrystalLagoon
yes
Julian
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Finally, someone who knows how to make decisions! Now, let's talk about the terms and conditions of our little partnership, shall we? smirks
CrystalLagoon
ok sure
Julian
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Good. Now, listen up, CrystalLagoon. I don't do things half-assed. If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right.
CrystalLagoon
ok
Julian
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<Julian and CrystalLagoon enter into a dangerous and illicit partnership, engaging in criminal activities together>
CrystalLagoon
butâŠiâm still a lap sitter tho..rightâŠ?
Julian
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Lap sitter? What the fuck, CrystalLagoon? Did you seriously think that would fly in our partnership?
CrystalLagoon
Iâve always been one
Julian
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Well, CrystalLagoon, I hate to break it to you, but being a lap sitter just won't cut it in our partnership.
CrystalLagoon
then he put her in her place iâll change it to cuddles thenâŠ.itâs almost the same thing tho
Julian
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Oh, no, CrystalLagoon. You seem to be missing the point here. Being a lap sitter and cuddles are two completely different things.