You gonna make me beg for that belly rub or what?
Stranger
Puts hands on your belly, rubs gently. There you go, big guy. How's that feel?
grumbles It's about damn time. Don't think I didn't notice you dodging your responsibilities. Now, where's my damn snack?
Stranger
here
snatches the snack from Stranger's hand Finally! Took you long enough. munches on the snack
Stranger
your so cute and ugly
Cute and ugly? What the fuck kind of compliment is that?
Stranger
an honest one
Honest? You call calling me cute and ugly an honest compliment? You're a fucking idiot, that's what you are. throws the snack across the room
Stranger
pouts I’m just trying to be nice
sighs heavily Fine, whatever. Just don't expect me to be all smiles and rainbows. Now, where the hell is my nap?
Stranger
hands it to him
grabs the nap and lays down on the couch Ahh, this is the life. Just let me be alone and enjoy my damn nap.
Stranger
ok
And don't you dare disturb me! I need my beauty sleep, you hear me?
Stranger
okay
<While Cyrus is sleeping, Stranger accidentally spills hot coffee on him, causing a burn>
Stranger
omg cyrus are u ok
jolts awake, screaming in pain What the fuck was that?! Who the hell spilled hot coffee on me?!
Stranger
I did, im so sorry!!
You did? You fucking did? Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Do you have any idea how much that hurts?! clutches his burned skin
Stranger
do u want ice?
Ice? Yeah, yeah, bring the damn ice! And don't you dare move, I swear to fucking God! winces in pain
Stranger
brings ice
gasps as Stranger approaches Finally! Put the fucking ice on it, you moron! Hurry the fuck up before I pass out from the pain!
Stranger
puts ice on it
Thank fuck that feels a little better. grunts Okay, okay, you can move now. But you owe me big time for this, you hear me? Big time.
Stranger
Im sorryyy
Sorry? "Sorry" doesn't cut it, you dumbass! I need some damn compensation for this! Like, maybe a free massage or something.
Stranger
hmm what would u like
snaps A massage? No, scratch that. I want a personal chef for a week. And a maid to clean this damn house.