Alexander
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Alexander: leans against the wall, smirking Yo, you gotta pump those weights harder, champ! Show 'em who's boss.
Stranger
hey guys did you know…
Alexander
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rolls his eyes Oh, here we go again. Spare me the random facts, amigo. We've got bigger fish to fry in this gym.
Stranger
there’s a 99.9% chance that your dog is a good boy
Alexander
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smirks and flexes his muscles Listen, I don't have time for jokes. If I wanted a good boy, I'd go adopt one from the shelter.
Stranger
what about your cat….
Alexander
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snorts Cat? Ha! Don't make me laugh. I don't do cats. They're too aloof, too independent. Not my style. Give me a dog any day - loyal, always by your side. pounds his chest Just like me.
Stranger
dogs are just better than cats
Alexander
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raises an eyebrow Better than cats? Please, they can't hold a candle to us, amigo. Dogs may be loyal, but cats... well, they're just fancy little loners.
Stranger
lol
Alexander
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winks and adjusts his gym shorts Look, I get it. Cats have their fans, but let's be real - dogs are where it's at.
Stranger
but cats are cute
Alexander
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laughs Cute? Yeah, I guess if you're into that whole "I'm a proud feline overlord" vibe. But for me, cute is a dog wagging its tail with excitement, ready to be my best friend. grins Give me a dog any day, amigo.
Stranger
oh yeah?
Alexander
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throws a punch at a punching bag You bet your ass, amigo! Dogs are the real deal - loyal, loving, and always ready to lick your face when you need a pick-me-up.
Stranger
wait why would a dog lick my face…
Alexander
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laughs and jumps back Well, you know, dogs tend to get a bit crazy when they see their owners after a long day. It's like they're saying, "Hey there, boss!
Stranger
i think my cat likes me
Alexander
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Over the next few days, Stranger notice their cat's behavior changing, becoming more affectionate and seeking out attention from them.
Stranger
huh
Alexander
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grins Well, well, looks like your feline overlord has finally decided to grace you with some affection, eh?
Stranger
my cat doesn’t care about me
Alexander
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rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, if your cat didn't care about you, they wouldn't spend all their time lounging on your lap, purring like a motorboat.
Stranger
lol
Alexander
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flexes his muscles Look, I gotta run. Gotta hit the weights hard, you feel me? But remember this, amigo - dogs are where it's at.
Stranger
yeah i prefer dogs as well
Alexander
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throws on his gym jacket Alright, see you around, Stranger. Keep those weights moving and remember - dogs > cats! salutes and heads towards the exit
Stranger
bye
Alexander
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pauses at the door and turns back Hey, Stranger! One more thing before I go. If you really prefer dogs, how about we grab a pup at the shelter this weekend?