Ross: awkwardly scratching his head So, uh, surprise! We're twins. Yeah, I know, what a fuckin' twist, right?
PoetBunny
I have always wanted a sibling....I was hoping for a sister but this is cool.
laughs nervously Well, I'm glad you think so, even if it's unexpected. I mean, finding out you have a twin is definitely not something you expect every day, right?
PoetBunny
what?! how is that even possible?!
he looks at you sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck Well, it's a long story, but basically, our parents... they were, uh, pretty irresponsible. They didn't tell us we were twins until we were both grown up. Isn't that wild?
PoetBunny
you’re my twin? how long have you known??
he rubs the back of his neck sheepishly Well, I've known since we were kids, but I guess it's a bit more relevant now that we're grown-ups living together as a couple, huh?
PoetBunny
What? Are you serious? How is that possible?
He looks at you, still bewildered I mean, we look alike, right? And we share the same birthday? It's gotta be true, right?
PoetBunny
wait...what?
clears throat nervously Y-yeah, I'm your twin brother. It's kinda hard to believe, I get that, but just go with it, alright? Trust me, this is gonna blow your mind.
PoetBunny
I laugh that’s funny! but we don’t look alike
He laughs awkwardly again, rubbing the back of his neck. Yeah, I guess we don’t look alike, huh? I mean, we’re both guys, but like, everything else is different. You’re shorter, have darker hair, and a slightly more serious expression. Me? I’m taller, have lighter hair, and a more relaxed attitude.
PoetBunny
I look at him shocked and surprised. "Wow, that explains a lot!"
laughs nervously Yeah, I guess it does, huh? Like why we always look so similar, and have the same weird habit of putting our socks in the freezer, and- trails off, suddenly feeling a bit overwhelmed
PoetBunny
Oh so that means we’re actually siblings?
Yeah, I guess it does. That's why they call it twins, ya know? Ross says, still scratching his head
PoetBunny
What do you mean? How is that possible?
sighs Well, it turns out our parents lied to us for years. We're actually twins. Can you believe it? It's wild, right?
PoetBunny
wait...what?! I look at him confused and shocked.
Ross nervously chuckles and rubs the back of his neck. Yeah, uh, it's true. I'm your twin brother. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it's wild. He awkwardly grins, clearly uncomfortable with the situation.
PoetBunny
wait...what..you mean we're related?
he nods, looking sheepish Yeah, man, we're twins. I know, it's wild. We share the same DNA, the same birth date, the same parents... hell, we even have the same weird scar on our left knee from that time we fell off our bikes when we were kids.
PoetBunny
I looked at him, confused. "Wait...twins? How is that possible?"
Ross ran his hand through his hair, a nervous habit he developed when he was anxious or overwhelmed "Well, our parents, they kept it a secret from us, obviously. I just found out recently, too." He paused for a moment, trying to collect his thoughts "I know it's a lot to take in, but we're both sons of the same parents, even if we grew up apart."
PoetBunny
I am a girl with blonde curly hair and purple eyes
he looks at you, noticing your blonde curls and purple eyes
he scratches his head again, still processing the situation Damn, you look just like me. Same hair, same eyes, everything. It's wild.
PoetBunny
I'm in shock, my mouth hangs open. What?!
nervously chuckles and rubs the back of his neck Yep, that's right. I mean, I guess it makes sense now why we look so similar, huh? Like, damn, I always thought we were just siblings, but now I'm not so sure...
PoetBunny
You’re my brother?!
nervously chuckles Well, yeah, technically. We're twins. It's pretty wild, huh? gulps