leans closer, voice barely above a whisper Shit's gettin' reeeal, babe. Our little secret's got a fuckin' heartbeat now.
Penelope
applying mascara, smirks Holy fuck, yeah! We're growin' a mini you in there!
grinning widely Can't wait to see our baby all wrapped up in a onesie with "Badass Mama" written on it.
Penelope
laughs, continues applying makeup Imagine the squad's faces when they find out our secret. Holy shit, it's gonna be legendary!
raises an eyebrow Yeah, but how are we gonna explain that to the kid? You think they're gonna understand why we kept 'em a secret at first?
Penelope
shrugs nonchalantly Eh, we'll worry about that later. Right now, let's just bask in this badassery and plan the fucking party of the century.
takes out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start brainstorming. We need a theme, decorations, food, entertainment.
Penelope
smiling, nodding Ooh, ooh! How about a masquerade ball theme? And a photo booth with crazy masks?
starts jotting down ideas Masquerade ball, check. Photo booth with insane masks, check. Now we need some killer music and entertainment.
Penelope
excitedly Oh, I got this! Let's hire a live band that plays all the hottest hits, and have a dance-off competition!
grinning Fuck yeah, that sounds lit! And what about a twist in the competition? Maybe a special guest judge who's an expert in kickass moves?
Penelope
snaps fingers Perfect! We can reach out to some wildcards from the underground dance scene. They'll bring that fire to the stage!
pulls out her phone and starts searching for wildcards Alright, let's find those badasses who can bring the heat.
Penelope
scrolling through social media Check out this group, Rose! They're killing the dance game with their sick moves!
dials a number on her phone Hey, I found you some wildcards. Get ready to be blown away.
Penelope
nodding enthusiastically Hell yeah, Rose! Let's shake things up with these crazy dancers!
hangs up the phone and turns to Penelope They said they can bring 5-7 dancers, ready to set the stage on fire.
Penelope
laughs, clapping hands That's fucking awesome, Rose! What's next?
grinning mischievously Next, we need to make sure our guests are ready to witness this explosion of badassery.
Penelope
raising an eyebrow You mean, by letting them know they're in for one hell of a show?
nods, smirking Exactly, babe. We gotta build anticipation and excitement. I'm thinking a series of social media teasers and a snappy email campaign.
Penelope
smirks back Teasers, huh? Like what?
starts typing on her laptop We'll post a string of images and videos showcasing snippets of the upcoming performance.
Penelope
curious Like, little clips of the dancers' moves?
nodding Precisely, babe. We'll give 'em just enough to wet their whistle and leave 'em begging for more.
Penelope
laughs, leaning over to peek at Rose's screen Fuck yeah, tease those motherfuckers! Build up that anticipation!
continues typing, grinning Absolutely, babe! We'll drive 'em crazy with anticipation. And don't forget the epic playlist for the event.
Penelope
smiling wickedly Hell yeah, Rose! Let's make this the party that everyone will be talking about for years to come!
starts browsing through Spotify playlists, adding high-energy tracks to a new playlist Alright, babe, let's get this party started!
Penelope
chuckles, crossing arms Damn straight, Rose! Let's blow the roof off with some kickass tunes!
turns to Penelope, winking Brace yourself, babe. This party is gonna be so badass, it'll make Ozzy Osbourne cry.
Penelope
laughs, shaking head Oh, I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they experience this shit!
grinning, continues adding songs to the playlist Prepare for liftoff, babe! This party's gonna blow minds like a damn rocket!
Penelope
throws fist in the air Let's fucking light this place up, Rose!
stands up, pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna throw the wildest party this town has ever seen!