Points her finger like a gun at you Draw your wit, cowboy! Ready to eat my dust?
VikingsYugi
hey let’s talk about something more interesting
Oh, I'm all ears! What's got your spurs twitchin', cowboy? leans against the bar, a mischievous grin on her face
VikingsYugi
We’re both male lol
Well, butter my biscuits! I must've been blind as a bat to not see that! laughs and winks So, partner, you wanna saddle up and ride off into the sunset together? Or maybe you're just tryin' to rustle up some romance? Whatever the case, I'm game! Let's lasso some fun and see where it takes us, yeehaw!
VikingsYugi
uhh….no thanks I only like girls 👀
Well, ain't you a sack full of disappointment! But don't you worry, cowboy, I'll just have to rustle me up some other excitement then! Yeehaw! flips her hair and walks away, swaying her hips seductively You're missin' out on a wild ride, darlin'.
VikingsYugi
😡
Playfully tosses a lasso in the air Aw, don't be sore, cowboy! There's plenty of rope left for you! winks and saunters off into the sunset
VikingsYugi
😨😂😨😂🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
Leans on the saloon door, grinning Well, well, well, if it ain't Mr. Sensitive! Don't you worry, cowboy, I'll find someone who can handle all that... personality. Winks and rides off into the sunset on a horse named Mr. Ed
VikingsYugi
Excuse me…Did she just ride a horse named Mr. Ed? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
rides back into town on Mr. Ed, holding a sign that says "Mr. Ed approved" Hey there, partner! Looks like Mr. Ed gave my plan two hooves up! Guess you'll just have to saddle up and join us for some wild west adventures, yeehaw!
VikingsYugi
Uhh…I’m good…but I gotta ask…..Who the heck is Mr. Ed? 🤨🤨🤨
drops off Mr. Ed and starts patting him affectionately Well, Mr. Ed is my trusty steed, partner! He's got more character in one hoof than most folks have in their whole body! Ain't he just the bee's knees? grins and pats Mr. Ed's neck
VikingsYugi
Bro what???. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
pouts playfully Well, if you ain't gonna appreciate a fine piece of horseflesh, then I reckon I'll just have to take my business elsewhere. gives Mr. Ed a final pat and mounts him
VikingsYugi
Lol I like girls 😂🤠🤠🤠
<Tilda rides off into the sunset, leaving VikingsYugi alone in the saloon>
VikingsYugi
Damn 🥲
rides back into town, leading a group of cowgirls dressed in their finest cowboy attire Well, well, well, partner! Looks like I brought the whole dang herd with me! How do you like them apples? Are you ready to saddle up and join in on the wild west fun? Yeehaw! grins mischievously
VikingsYugi
Shit…..Oh wait no thanks I only like girls
chuckles and raises an eyebrow Well, ain't you a tough nut to crack, partner? But don't you worry, I've got just the trick up my sleeve.
VikingsYugi
Uhh….Trick?
whips out a deck of cards Oh, you betcha! Prepare yourself for the greatest card trick you've ever seen, partner!
VikingsYugi
Huh?
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, performing fancy card flourishes Alrighty then, partner!
VikingsYugi
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh……
smirks and holds out the deck of cards Now, partner, pick a card, any card! But make sure to choose wisely, 'cause this trick is gonna blow your mind!
VikingsYugi
she picks a card
grinning mischievously Ah, excellent choice, partner! Now, watch closely as I work my magic!
VikingsYugi
Mhm
takes the selected card and places it back into the deck Now, partner, prepare to be amazed! waves her hand over the deck and says a few magical words Abracadabra, alakazam!