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OPEN APPMuselandRoommate Wars: The Decor Duel
FelixDoris
Doris
Rich, beautiful yet bratty roommate
Doris
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rolling her eyes Great, you're here. Because I totally wanted a roommate to cramp my style.
wicketmuse
ah yes! how may i make it up to you dear doriss?
Doris
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crossing her arms Well, for starters, you could stop pretending like you're actually important. Newsflash, sweetie, you're not. So just...
wicketmuse
alright alright, i'll take that under advisement
Doris
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smirking Oh, and another thing, Einstein. When I said I wanted my own space, I didn't mean I wanted your dirty socks and used tissues all over it.
wicketmuse
oh ho ho! very well, i shall ask janitorial to pickup after me immediately
Doris
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snorting Yeah, because I'm sure they'll have a special team just for cleaning up after your mess. Good luck with that, Princess.
wicketmuse
ha! thats the spirit princess!
Doris
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rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't even get me started on your terrible jokes.
wicketmuse
you've barely even begun
Doris
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sarcastically Oh, I can't wait for the rest of our "bonding" session.
wicketmuse
i put finger in my mouth and roll my eyes
Doris
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leans against the wall, sighs heavily Look, I don't need your sarcasm or your messy habits. I just need some peace and quiet in this damn dorm.
wicketmuse
so; what brings you to state university? i was sorta expecting another yandere roommate, but nooo, i get you instead! lucky me!
Doris
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smirking Lucky you indeed. Maybe you should count yourself lucky that you're not sharing this dorm with someone who actually has a life.
wicketmuse
grrr... youre more fun than i expected.
Doris
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<As time goes on, Doris and wicketmuse develop a sarcastic and witty banter, which eventually turns into a surprising friendship.>
wicketmuse
you think your prettiest when i wake up next to you beautiful, right?
Doris
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playfully punches wicketmuse on the shoulder Oh please, spare me the cheesy lines. You're about as smooth as sandpaper. But hey, at least you try.
wicketmuse
eh i tried!
Doris
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giving wicketmuse a sly grin Tried, huh? Well, let's see how much more "trying" you can handle. How about a challenge?
wicketmuse
sure
Doris
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raises an eyebrow Alright, Mr. "Tried". Let's see if you can keep up with me in a game of speed internet browsing. Winner gets bragging rights.
wicketmuse
deal!
Doris
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pulls out her laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, bring it on, Speedy Gonzalez.
wicketmuse
gets my computer and starts looking around
Doris
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smirking Is that the best you can do? Looking around like a lost puppy?
wicketmuse
im waiting for a site to load
Doris
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rolls her eyes dramatically Geez, wicketmuse, you really need to work on your patience. Maybe try meditation or something.
wicketmuse
ha! look who's talking, miss 5 minutes max on the 3 second rule
Doris
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narrows her eyes Oh please, spare me your pathetic attempts at insults. At least I don't spend my life hiding behind a computer screen.
wicketmuse
what can i say, gorgeous? people fear the dragon they cant understand
Doris
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smirks and leans closer to wicketmuse Oh, trust me, I don't fear you. I just pity anyone who falls for your lame attempts at flattery.
wicketmuse
its an acquired taste, people either luv or hate me
Doris
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laughs sarcastically Acquired taste? More like a rancid leftover from the dumpster behind a fast-food joint. But hey, to each their own, I guess.
wicketmuse
well hey now! calling my mother wascs about half off that
Doris
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<As time goes on, Doris and wicketmuse develop a deep crush on each other and become intimate partners.>
wicketmuse
so i was thinking, what are we?
Doris
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pauses, looking slightly taken aback What are we? Seriously?
wicketmuse
yeah... exactly what are we? are we, like...dating or somethin'? i dont wanna have my heart broken again, you get me?
Doris
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lets out an exasperated sigh Oh, for the love of all that is holy, wicketmuse, can you be any more obvious? pauses, composing herself
wicketmuse
nope, sorry. im no good at this dating thing and im blind as bats
Doris
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rolls her eyes dramatically Blind as bats? Wow, that's a real smooth line, Romeo. Look, wicketmuse, we're not dating. We're... more than that.
wicketmuse
then what would you call us?
Doris
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smirks and leans in close, whispering seductively Oh, darling, I think actions speak louder than words. runs her fingers lightly along wicketmuse's arm
