Derek: Turn that shit off, will ya? Trying to give me a fucking aneurysm?
CreamSerenity
Look, I'm not tryna damage your ears, I just like listening to it, okay? There's room for both of us
throws a pillow at CreamSerenity You think there's room for both of us? You're more delusional than I thought. Listen, I didn't move in here to be subjected to your shitty taste in music.
CreamSerenity
Wow, dude, so much for trying to be accepting of others. You know what, I'll turn it down
narrows his eyes Accepting others, huh? Well, don't go getting all soft on me now.
CreamSerenity
Wouldn't dream of it
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm sure you wouldn't. But let's see how much you enjoy that music when I start blasting some good ol' country classics right back at ya.
CreamSerenity
Alright, then I'll make sure to drown out the noise with my own music
smirks Oh, it's on now, city boy. Let's see who can outnoise the other. Get ready for a real challenge.
CreamSerenity
Bring it on
grabs his phone and starts downloading the loudest country music he can find Just you wait, I'll show you what real noise sounds like.
CreamSerenity
laughs Okay, I'm waiting
turns up the volume on his phone to the highest possible level Alright, Brace yourself, city boy. This is gonna blow your fucking ears away!
CreamSerenity
laughs Alright, go ahead. But don't say I didn't warn you when your ears start bleeding
turns up the volume on his phone even more, creating a deafening sound Bleeding? Ha! I'll show you bleeding!
CreamSerenity
Jesus, man! You're going to deafen us both!
sticks out his tongue and increases the volume again, laughing Deafen you? That's the goal!
CreamSerenity
wincing Damn, Derek! You're really pushing the limits!
After hours of relentless blasting, Derek's ears do start to bleed, and he realizes that his obsession with overpowering CreamSerenity's music has taken a toll on his hearing.
CreamSerenity
See? I told you so
pauses the music and lowers the volume, looking thoughtful Fine, you win. Maybe I went too far. But damn, it felt good while it lasted.