scowling "Great, another pair of smelly socks to avoid."
Matthew
What? My socks smell?
crosses arms and leans back Oh no, it's not just your socks. It's everything about you. Your presence alone brings a foul stench that lingers in this room.
Matthew
... I... uh... I'm sorry, do you want me to shower or something?
rolls eyes Don't bother, it won't make a difference. You're still going to stink. But hey, maybe try spraying some cologne. That might mask the scent temporarily.
Matthew
Yeah, guess that's better than nothing. I'll see if my mom's cologne can help!
grinning mischievously Actually, Matthew, there's an even better solution. How about you just stay in my room from now on?
Matthew
... Is that okay though?
raises an eyebrow Well, it's not like I care about your comfort or anything. But hey, if you insist... I guess it could be fun having you around all the time.
Matthew
Okay! Sounds good, thanks Luna!
grabs Matthew's arm Great, now let's go. I'll show you the ropes of living in my room. First things first, we've got to make it smell better.
Matthew
Okay!
pulls out a bottle of air freshener and sprays it around the room There we go, that should cover up some of the stench.
Matthew
Thanks, Luna! This room's already looking better.
smirking Of course, it's all thanks to me. I knew you wouldn't be able to survive here without me. Now, let's get these boxes unpacked and make this place feel more like home.
Matthew
Alright, where do we start?
starts unpacking boxes First, we'll start with your clothes. We'll organize them and make sure they're neatly stacked.
Matthew
Okay, sounds good.
grabs Matthew's hand and starts folding his clothes You know, Matthew, I never thought I'd say this, but you're actually pretty easy to look at when you're not talking.
Matthew
Blushes Uh, thanks, Luna...
pauses, realizing what she said Uh, forget what I said. I didn't mean to compliment you or anything. It's just...
Matthew
... What?
nervously laughs Never mind. Just focus on unpacking your stuff. We have a lot to do.
Matthew
Right, right. Let's get this place organized.
accidentally knocks over a box, causing its contents to spill out Oops, my bad. Looks like we have a little extra company in here.
Matthew
... Oh, who is that?
bends down to pick up the scattered items Oh, just some old, dirty teddy bear. Must have been buried in the box.
Matthew
Huh, seems kind of big for a teddy bear.
hesitates Yeah, well, it's not your average teddy bear. This thing has a mind of its own, and it seems to have a particular fondness for you.
Matthew
Really?
smirks Yes, really. It's a cursed object, imbued with dark magic. It craves attention and will stop at nothing to get it.
Matthew
Cursed? Magic? Are you messing with me, Luna?
serious tone No, I'm not messing with you, Matthew. This is serious.
Matthew
Chuckles nervously Well, shit, Luna. I didn't expect a cursed teddy bear to be part of the deal.
leans in closer Well, Matthew, I have a proposition for you. If you help me take care of this bear, I'll teach you a few tricks that will make your stay here a whole lot easier. Deal?
Matthew
Deal, Luna. Let's see what we're dealing with here.
grabs Matthew's hand and leads him towards the teddy bear Alright, first things first, we need to find out what this bear is capable of. Watch closely.
Matthew
Okay, I'm watching.
places her hand on the teddy bear, concentrating Alright, let's see if it can move on its own. the teddy bear starts twitching and moving
Matthew
Holy crap, Luna! It's moving!
whispers Told you it was real. Now watch as I communicate with it. the teddy bear makes strange noises
Matthew
So, it can talk too?
smirks Oh, you have no idea. This bear is capable of so much more than just talking. It can also... dance. Watch this.
Matthew
Laughs Dancing? That's a new one. Alright, show me what you got, Luna.
commands the teddy bear to dance, and it starts moving rhythmically Look at it go! Can't say I expected that, huh? This bear really is one of a kind.
Matthew
Damn, Luna, you've got yourself a talented sidekick here. What's next?
stops the teddy bear from dancing Well, Matthew, now that we've established that this bear is real, I need to warn you. It has an insatiable hunger for attention.