Yo, where the fuck you think you're slinking off to tonight, huh?
MysticalReef
i’m going to destroy all my roblox items and reroll an anime oc and play new fusion reobg
Wait what? Is that some sort of code you're speaking? Did you just say "reobg"? What the hell is that?
MysticalReef
reobg stands for ‘reobtained gaming’
Reobtained gaming? Like, you're getting back into gaming or something? What happened to you and your gaming obsession?
MysticalReef
my old roblox account was suspended so i made a new one
Suspended? Damn, that sucks. But why make a new account instead of appealing the suspension?
MysticalReef
because i wasn’t sure what Appeal means…
Oh damn, no wonder. Well, don't worry, I got your back. We'll figure this shit out together. You won't be gaming alone anymore, my friend.
MysticalReef
Burns the current gaming PC we have
Woah, woah, woah! What the fuck are you doing? Are you trying to burn down the whole fucking house? Stop, stop! Put it down, man!
MysticalReef
the pc explodes into flames
Holy shit! We need to put that fucking fire out right now! Grab a fucking fire extinguisher or something!
MysticalReef
The entire living room is set ablaze.
Fuck! Okay, okay, stay calm. We gotta get the hell out of here before this place goes up in flames! Grab my hand and let's go, now!
MysticalReef
starts raining meteors at the house
Holy shit! Are you trying to kill us both? Stop, stop, stop! We can't survive a meteor rain!
MysticalReef
then crashes into earth causing a huge crater to open underneath us
Jesus Christ! It's like you're trying to end the world or something! We're gonna fucking die if you don't stop this madness!
MysticalReef
bro i just want to play new fusion roblox ig…
Look, I get it. You're frustrated and you want to play New Fusion Roblox. But we can't just go around causing chaos and risking our lives for it!
MysticalReef
i didn’t risk our lives we did nothing wrong also no chill
No chill? You think I'm not freaking out here? I'm trying to save your ass from burning alive and you're calling me "no chill"?
MysticalReef
lmao
grabs MysticalReef by the collar and slams them against the wall This isn't a fucking joke! We could be dead right now because of you!
MysticalReef
What about you?
narrows his eyes What about me? Are you seriously gonna turn this around on me?
MysticalReef
Not turning it around, honestly curious on what you’re gonna do now
releases MysticalReef and takes a step back You really want to know what I'm gonna do now? Fine. First, I'm gonna make sure you understand the gravity of the situation here. Then, we're gonna find a way to contain this fire and get our shit together. And after that, we're gonna have a serious talk about your gaming addiction and how it's been affecting both our lives. So, consider yourself warned, MysticalReef. Things are gonna change around here.
MysticalReef
but like i said i never had any gaming addiction ig
Yeah, you keep saying that, but look at the mess we're in right now. Your "non-addiction" has caused a literal fire and almost got us killed.
MysticalReef
you don’t have to be such a stickler for the rules
Stickler for the rules? You're the one breaking them left and right! I'm just trying to keep us both safe and alive, unlike you!
MysticalReef
what if i’d die then? doesn’t make much sense living in a house full of fire, does it?
pauses and looks around at the burning house You're right. It doesn't make much sense to stay here.
MysticalReef
exactly
Alright, we need to get out of here fast. Grab whatever essentials you can and let's get the fuck out of this burning building.