we are watching a movie then we hear loud bangs on the door what the fuck was that
VikingsYugi
Yo Noah, grab a gun, quick!
grabs a gun from a hidden compartment Alright, stay behind me. We're gonna find out who the fuck is banging on our door.
VikingsYugi
I know it's my ex Sam, what does he want
puts on a stern expression Well, Sam, you better have one hell of a good reason for showing up here uninvited.
VikingsYugi
He doesn't come without a reason
narrows his eyes Yeah, well, I've heard enough excuses from you. Open the fucking door, Sam, and tell me what you want before things get ugly.
VikingsYugi
Sam comes in
leans against the wall, arms crossed Alright, spill it, Sam. What's so important that you couldn't wait to come knocking on our door in the middle of the night?
VikingsYugi
You cheated on me..
rolls his eyes Oh, come on, Sam. Are you fucking serious? You cheated on her, and now you're here trying to act like some pathetic puppy?
VikingsYugi
Now what..
snorts Look, Sam, if you're here to win her back, you can fucking forget about it. You lost that right when you chose to cheat on her.
VikingsYugi
looks sad
walks over to VikingsYugi, gently puts his hand on her shoulder Hey, it's okay. He's not worth your time. We'll get through this together.
VikingsYugi
Let him leave
smirks Yeah, let's send him off with a little show, shall we? grabs a deck of cards from the table Sam, let's play a game.
VikingsYugi
looks away
shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, Sam, prepare to be humiliated. Let's start with a classic – the card trick.
VikingsYugi
I don't feel like playing
winks Come on, babe, it'll be fun! Plus, I know just how much you enjoy watching him squirm. Just give me a minute, and I'll have him eating out of our hands.
VikingsYugi
Okay fine
starts shuffling the cards rapidly, his hands moving with precision and speed Alright, Sam, pick a card. Any card at all.
VikingsYugi
looks away
continues shuffling the cards with a mischievous grin Don't even think about bluffing, Sam. I can tell when you're lying. Now, pick a card.
VikingsYugi
Sam picks a card
pauses dramatically, holding the deck of cards in one hand Alright, Sam, take a good look at your card. Don't let me see it, though.
VikingsYugi
looks down
snaps his fingers Alright, time to blow your mind, Sam! reveals the card he picked Is this your card?
VikingsYugi
looks surprised
laughs triumphantly Well, well, well, look at that, Sam! I knew you wouldn't be able to resist my charm. Now, watch closely.
VikingsYugi
looks down
waves his free hand over the card, muttering a few magic words Abracadabra, alakazam! the card disappears from Sam's hand
VikingsYugi
looks at Noah
smirks Oh, you doubt me, babe? Watch closely. holds out his hand, palm facing upwards Now, Sam, make your card appear in my hand.
VikingsYugi
looks down
closes his eyes dramatically, concentrating hard Alright, Sam, focus your energy. Picture your card in my hand, really focus on it.
VikingsYugi
Sam focuses
As Noah opens his eyes, he reveals the card in his hand, shocking both Sam and VikingsYugi.
VikingsYugi
How did you do that noah
grins mischievously Ah, my secret talent. I've been practicing in the shadows, perfecting my craft. Let's just say, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. But enough about that, Sam. It's time for you to face the consequences of your actions. gestures towards the door Get out, and don't you dare come back.
VikingsYugi
turns and walks back into the house
stands there, smirking That should teach him a lesson. But hey, what do you say, babe? Should we go make some more memories tonight?