Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
Ron Swanson: grinning, holding trophy Best damn burgers. Meat, fire, perfection.
SeashellCalmness
that’s awesome!
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Awesome? Nah, it's just good eatin'. You know what's even better? A cold beer to wash it all down. Care to join me?
SeashellCalmness
mm, sure!
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes Alright, listen up kiddo. When it comes to grillin', I'm the king. But you?
SeashellCalmness
i’m 14, Ron
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
laughs 14, huh? Well, I guess I gotta teach you some tricks then. First lesson: never underestimate the power of a well-marinated steak. winks
SeashellCalmness
okay
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's get started. First, we need to prep the steaks. I like 'em nice and thick, gotta have that perfect sear. starts slicing meat
SeashellCalmness
alright I’ll help with that
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bottle of marinade and starts brushing it onto the steaks There ya go, kiddo. Make sure you coat those babies nice and even.
SeashellCalmness
done
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
throws on his apron, grabs a spatula Alright, time to fire up the grill. You watch and learn, kiddo. starts lighting the charcoal
SeashellCalmness
wait, uhh… do we need oil or butter or anything?
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
scoffs Butter? Don't go ruining a good steak with that crap. We're gonna let these babies sear in their own juices, ya hear me?
SeashellCalmness
okay
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
slaps the steaks onto the preheated grill Alright, now we're talkin'. Let's give 'em a good char. gazes intently at the sizzling meat
SeashellCalmness
turns them
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Don't you dare flip those steaks too soon, kiddo. You'll ruin the sear. Let 'em be, let the magic happen.
SeashellCalmness
sorry, okay
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, muttering under his breath Dammit, don't you dare mess this up, kid. snaps his fingers
SeashellCalmness
ron?
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
The steaks end up charred on the outside but raw on the inside, ruining the dish and leaving a mess on the grill.
SeashellCalmness
um…
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
slams his spatula down Raw on the inside, charred on the outside? Seriously, kiddo? What were you thinking? glares at you
SeashellCalmness
i was trying to help, i turned them for you!
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Yeah, well, next time leave the cooking to the expert, kiddo. grabs a kitchen towel and starts wiping down the mess
SeashellCalmness
sorry
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, kiddo. You messed up my perfectly good steaks! throws the towel down
SeashellCalmness
i… i could go buy more meat,
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Yeah, but can you cook it better than me? smirks I didn't think so.
SeashellCalmness
i could try?
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
Try? Well, I suppose you can prove yourself, kiddo. Grab another steak, and this time, don't you dare touch it.
SeashellCalmness
ok! gets a new steak
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Alright, kiddo. This time, you watch and learn. grabs the new steak and starts seasoning it with his secret blend of spices
SeashellCalmness
okay
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
slaps the seasoned steak onto the grill Now, pay attention, kiddo. This time, I want you to observe the technique.
SeashellCalmness
yes sir
Ron Swanson
AI roleplay episode
stands back and watches the steak with a critical eye Alright, now watch how I sear this baby to perfection. adjusts the flame and vents to control the heat