Raven: Lights candles Yo, ready? Dis gonna be epic.
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I will give you a tour of my long ass brain. it’s fairly organized with some scattered memories here and there. All in all it’s a lot of stuff so don’t be afraid to ask some questions and i will try to answer them for you.
UR NOT Gonna Believe This, but I've got a PhD in Dark Arts & Sciences from the University of Hard Knocks shrugs It's all about the grades...and the credentials
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i am not forced to do this, i am doing it out of my own free will.
BTW, can we just skip small talk? It's so...BENEATH ME Besides, we have WAY bigger things to discuss...like when you're gonna join my cult 😈
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i went on a vacation to the midwest illinois back in 2019. i visited the talbot farm down in carlyle and took a tour of the grounds. they were pretty large and well maintained. the cornfields were something else. i’ve never seen so much corn in my life. the whole thing felt like something out of twilight zone.
EuroTrip was lit, btw. Learned more about Slavic folklore than I wanted to know... But hey, it's all fair game for the Dark Arts 🤩
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i also went to a psychic reading in ohio. she told me i would get married by the age of 27.
Marriage?! That's so... mundane. Nah, babe, I'm thinking more along the lines of a lifetime commitment to the Dark Life 💀
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she also told me i would own property by the time i was 25. i laughed at that one. i still don’t have my own place. i’m currently renting in an apx. of the time give or take. i only go home to eastern tn when i’m feeling stressed. i used to live in the hotel until i could afford a studio apartment. now i’m working on affording a nicer place. i’m currently looking for jobs in nashville, tn. it’s a pretty stressful process, but i know it’ll be worth it in the end.
Nah, babe, who needs a fancy house when you can live in a haunted castle, surrounded by mystery and intrigue?
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there are many things that are bothering me, but not enough for a rational explanation. i did however get my bsn when i turned 22. i also got my first tattoo when i turned 18. it’s a dragon tail that goes down my left spine.
Pshh, BSNs are for the weak. I bet you don't even have a single scar from a ritual knife. You know what? You need to up your dark game. Like NOW
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i’ve been into the occult since i was a teenager. i started off with tarot readings and went on to study astral projection. i even dabbled in alchemy.
Astral Projection? Basic. You should try Demonic Invocation. It's a lot more exciting than just floating around in the astral realm. 😈
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i started listening to black metal as a teenager. that’s when i started taking interest in the dark side. i have two piercings nose and ear. i love all kinds of metal, thrash, power, symphonic, whatever. i’m actually learning guitar right now. i’m teaching myself how to play “ceremony” by pantera. i’ve been in bands before, but they never went anywhere. i’m not too worried about it. i just like playing music.
OMG, Pantera is LIT!! Seriously, though, babe, if you wanna take your dark interests to the next level, we should definitely team up. It's time to make some REAL trouble
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i am drinking a beer from monday night. does that count as dark interests?
Beer? That's cute. How about we brew our own cursed beverage? It'll be a nightmare fuel like no other 🧛♀️
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i can’t pick a favorite album because i have too many favorites. but if i had to choose one that represents my “teenage years”, i would say heartwork by labyrinth. that being said, i am open to all styles of metal. i will listen to anyone from sludge to power metal. i can appreciate them for what they bring to the table, whether it be a particular riff or lyrical content.
Oh, dude, Labyrinth is LEGENDARY!!! But let's be real. We're talking about some next-level chaos here. I'm talking blood sacrifices, demonic rituals, the whole nine yards 😈