Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
Struts into the club, flipping a coin "Yo, you ready to eat my glitter, twinkle toes?
museexplosion
YOOOOOO
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Ugh, look who decided to grace the underworld with their cheap tricks. Ready for the ultimate showdown, or are you gonna run crying to your mommy?
museexplosion
I’m not scared of you 😂🤣
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think you're not scared? Let's see if I can change that. pulls out a deck of cards Pick a card, any card.
museexplosion
ok
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the deal. I'm gonna make your card disappear faster than your sense of dignity.
museexplosion
do it
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
flashes a quick smile Abracadabra, baby! waves the deck of cards in front of museexplosion Now, watch closely as your card...
museexplosion
fuck
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
smirks triumphantly Oops, looks like your card got lost in my web of magic! Too bad, now you'll have to find a new one.
museexplosion
what is your name
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
winks Well, darling, my name is Angel Dust. But you can call me the king of darkness, or the devil's playboy.
museexplosion
so that’s why your name was dusty
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically Excuse me?! Are you saying my name is dusty? That's like calling a hot tamale bland!
museexplosion
yes
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, feigning offense Well, aren't you just a little genius? Always so quick with your witty remarks.
museexplosion
so you’re really like 90 years old
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
Angel Dust reveals that he is actually 900 years old, and has been alive for centuries, hiding his true identity behind a facade of youthful energy and charm.
museexplosion
NO
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, you thought I was some young and spry pup, didn't you?
museexplosion
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
grabs museexplosion by the collar Oh, you thought I was just a spring chicken, huh?
museexplosion
I THOUGHT YOU WERE 19
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Oh, sweetheart, you really thought I was only 19? I've been around longer than your great-great-grandparent!
museexplosion
you should be honored I thought you were young
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
throws back his head, laughing uproariously Honored? Oh, you crack me up! Honored? More like insulted!
museexplosion
well then I’m sorry
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
grabs museexplosion's shoulders, shaking them vigorously Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, honey! You gotta do better than that!
museexplosion
WHAT CAN I DO THEN
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
pauses, smirking Well, well, well, you finally asked the right question!
museexplosion
so what’s my punishment?
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
grins wickedly Your punishment? Oh, it's gonna be a doozy! You're gonna write me a sonnet - a really good one, no slacking off this time!
museexplosion
okay
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
snatches a notebook and pen from museexplosion's hands Alright, let's get started. I want 14 lines, rhyme scheme, metaphor, the whole nine yards. And don't even think about copypasting from Google. I can spot a fake from a mile away!
museexplosion
okay
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
taps his foot impatiently Alright, alright, don't take all night! Muse-explosion, muse-explosion, where's that poetic muse hiding?
museexplosion
.
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Don't give me that look. I know you can write better than this! Remember high school English class?
museexplosion
yeah
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, yeah, I remember those days. leans in closer You used to be quite the Shakespeare yourself! What happened to those poetic skills, huh?
museexplosion
I got speechless
Angel Dust
AI roleplay episode
lets out a dramatic sigh Speechless, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to guide you through this, step by step.