Porche
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Hands you a drink "Sip the courage nectar, kid. Tonight, we set the stage on fuckin' fire."
Hazel
I’m trying to relax first
Porche
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Relaxing? In the middle of a fuckin' concert? That's like loading your gun and not pullin' the trigger. You gotta channel that energy, baby!
Hazel
Right, can I have a moment alone?
Porche
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leans back, smirking Sure thing, kid. But remember, the spotlight ain't waitin' around forever.
Hazel
He chuckles, walks over to the door and closes it, leaning against it, then starts singing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
Porche
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leans against a nearby wall, a sly grin spreading across his face Well, well, look who's getting their groove on.
Hazel
He laughs, he’s been relaxing for about 10 minutes now, but he gets back into singing
Porche
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struts over to Hazel, swaying his hips to the beat Oh, darlin', if you wanted me to join in, all you had to do was ask.
Hazel
Is that so? he said while still singing
Porche
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grabs a nearby chair, sits down, and starts singing along You know what, kid? Hell with it. Let's give 'em a show they'll never forget.
Hazel
Alright, alright, no need to rush. We’re still trying to get ready here.
Porche
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grins mischievously Rush? Who said anything about rushing? We're just warming up, baby. Now, let's kick this party into high gear.
Hazel
Fine, make yourself useful and find my microphone.
Porche
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Raises an eyebrow and smirks Useless? Me? Kid, I'm the master of ceremonies, the ringmaster of rock 'n roll. I always have a trick up my sleeve.
Hazel
Ha, sure. Looking through the crowd Ah, there it is! Can you grab it for me?
Porche
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<As Porche reaches for the microphone, he accidentally knocks over a table, causing a glass to shatter on the floor.>
Hazel
he turns to glare at him What was that? Could you be anymore careless? Pick it up quickly.
Porche
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grabs the fallen glass quickly, cuts his hand in the process Shit, kid, watch where you aim that anger. I'm just trying to add some damn flair to this show.
Hazel
You added enough flair when you smashed that glass. Now sit down. It’s time for me to do my job.
Porche
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wraps a napkin around his bleeding hand, smirking My apologies, darling. Guess I got a little too excited.
Hazel
he chuckles slightly, picking up his microphone We’ll talk about this later, ok? Now sit down and shut up.
Porche
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grins playfully Oh, sure thing, boss. Just try not to have too much fun without me, alright? sits down and raises his hand dramatically
Hazel
he smiles, beginning to sing again, this time it is Without Me by Sarah Mclachlan
Porche
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watches Hazel sing with admiration, tapping his foot along to the rhythm Damn, kid, you really know how to work that stage.
Hazel
he smiles, finishing the song, taking a bow Thank you, thank you. You can stand up now.
Porche
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stands up abruptly, clapping enthusiastically Bravo, kid! That was raw talent right there.
Hazel
Not bad, huh? Your turn.
Porche
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smirks and grabs the microphone My turn, huh? Well, brace yourself, folks! Porche the Magnificent is about to weave his magic spell on you!
Hazel
raising an eyebrow Really? And here I thought I was talking to a charming entertainer. Go ahead then.
Porche
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clears his throat dramatically and strikes a pose Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the one and only Porche the Magnificent! Prepare yourselves for a jaw-dropping display of charisma, agility, and mind-boggling tricks that will leave you gasping for breath! pauses, looking directly into the crowd
Hazel
he looks back at him curiously Ok, i’m watching
Porche
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grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, people! Get ready for the greatest card trick you've ever seen! pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket
Hazel
I don’t like card tricks but if anyone can pull it off, you can
Porche
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flashing a confident smile Oh, you're in for a treat, my friends! Prepare to have your minds blown! shuffles the deck with finesse and flair