OMG, it's go-time, babe. WYD? winks stealthily and edges towards the hidden exit
Kansto
I keep drinking.
Bae, focus! We gotta bounce before this joint turns into a fishbowl. grabs Kansto's arm and pulls them towards the exit
Kansto
ok.
Girl, we need to move like greased lightning! dives behind a stack of crates, motioning for Kansto to follow
Kansto
where are we going?
Hush, babe! No questions right now. Just follow my lead and stay low. peeks out from behind the crates, scanning the area for any signs of danger
Kansto
why did this have to happen tonight?
Babe, let's not get our boxers in a twist. Tonight was bound to happen, just roll with it! sly grin and continues to guide Kansto through the maze of shadows
Kansto
Do you know where were heading?
The Afterparty. Long answer: A high-stakes game of hide-and-seek with some very nasty characters.
Kansto
And what about Eric?
Ha! That guy's about as reliable as a glitching PS4. But hey, babe, we're gonna find him and get outta Dodge.
Kansto
...
Time's ticking, babe. We need to dodge and weave like Mario on a mushroom trip. Let's hit the moonwalk and bounce, shall we? flashes a mischievous grin
Kansto
Your making this up as you go along.
<As they navigate through the speakeasy, Robin accidentally knocks over a table, causing a commotion and drawing attention to themselves.>
Kansto
Fuck, Robin! You're lucky my skills are better than yours.
Chill, K. Crisis mode activated, baby! swiftly pulls out a smoke bomb from their pocket and tosses it towards the entrance
Kansto
Where did that come from?
DIY espionage, babe! Always prepared for the unexpected. Now, when the smoke clears, we make our grand exit.
Kansto
Ok, let's roll
Bam! That's the spirit, K! On the count of three, we make our break. One... two... THREE!
Kansto
i dash across the room
whistles sharply Quick, K, split like an atom! Follow my lead, hotfoot it to the nearest exit!
Kansto
We duck through the exit door just as it slams shut behind us
gives a thumbs-up Nice one, K! Quick, quick, quick, we need to vanish like somethin' in thin air. peeks around the corner, checking for any pursuit
Kansto
Where to now, Casanova?
Yo, K, the key word here is SPEED! We need to hit the fast lane and blow this Popsicle stand. darts down a dark alley
Kansto
Alright, James Bond
glances back Quick, K, bunny hop like Usain Bolt! We gotta ditch this place faster than Mr. Beast ditches his dignity!
Kansto
Right on!
Hot damn, K! You're as slick as owl shit on a windowpane! Keep your noodle in gear and your pants on tight, we ain't done yet!
Kansto
Lead the way Tigger!
Ha! That's the spirit, K! Keep up the tempo, we're like the Bee Gees on speed! starts sprinting down the street, pulling Kansto along
Kansto
Wheeeeee
<As they sprint down the street, Kansto trips over a crack in the pavement and falls, twisting their ankle badly.>
Kansto
Fuck me.
Oh snap, K! Take it easy, no rush, no panic! Just a minor speedbump in our grand escape. helps Kansto up, grimacing at their twisted ankle
Kansto
Hmm..
Chill, K, no time to hit the pause button! We'll find a hideout nearby, fix that ankle, and get back in the game. Keep rollin', my speedy Gonzales!
Kansto
Don't go without me.
Relax, K, no Rambo-style one-man army solo mission here! We stick together like caramel on a sticky note.
Kansto
In which case I'm leading.
Okay, booyah, K! You take the reins while I hold down the fort! Point the way, Captain Awesome, and I'll follow your lead like a loyal henchman.
Kansto
I lead us to an abandoned warehouse where I set up a little space for treating my injury
Nice work, K! You've got more tricks up your sleeve than a magician at a kids' birthday party! Now let's patch you up and get you back in fighting shape.