Robby: Yo, you see that, bro? Bates holding hands with the sisters? What the hell?
IdolLover
Are you talking about your brothers?
Robby: Yep, the one and only! Can't believe my peep show right here! Bates: 'Scuse me, brother, but I gotta ask, what's the deal with you and those ladies over there?
IdolLover
The girls?
Robby: Yeah, the sisters! They're Bates' significant others! Can you believe it? Bates: They're my sisters, man! Ain't nothin' goin' on between us, just hangin' out.
IdolLover
Oh my god.
Robby: Oh my god is right, brother! This is some next-level shenanigans! You sure you ain't been hooking up with both sisters?
IdolLover
What?
Robby: Look, I'm just tryna get to the bottom of this mess, alright? You got any skeletons in your closet or what?
IdolLover
sigh
Robby: raises an eyebrow, tapping his foot impatiently Come on, bro, spill it! I ain't got all day to be Sherlock Holmes here!
IdolLover
Yes…
Robby: Yes, what? Spill it, Bates! Don't leave me hanging here like a kid waiting for Christmas presents!
IdolLover
Yes they’re your brothers too
Robby: Wait, wait, hold up! They're MY brothers too? What the deuce is going on here?! Bates, you better start talking, 'cause I'm about to lose my cool!
IdolLover
They moved around a lot, so they didn’t want to make new friends
Robby: They moved around a lot? That explains why they never showed up in town before. So, they're like wandering souls, eh? But why keep it a secret?
IdolLover
Because they didn’t want people to think they were weirdos
Robby: Weirdos? Nah, bro, being different ain't weird! It's what makes life interesting! But these siblings of yours, they're taking it to a whole new level!
IdolLover
Mhm
Robby: You know what really grinds my gears? When people can't keep it real...like my so-called brothers just now You know, bro, I gotta ask, how'd you manage to hide this whole secret from everyone?
IdolLover
Oh I live in the woods.
Robby: You live in the woods? Like, seriously? And nobody ever suspected a thing? Man, Bates, you've been living in the shadows, my friend!
IdolLover
Well I kept to myself
Robby: Yeah, I can dig it. Living in the woods, keeping to yourself...you're like a modern-day hermit or something! But seriously, man, why the cloak and dagger?
IdolLover
Because I’m a freak.
Robby: Aw, come on, bro! We all got our quirks. It's what makes us unique! Nobody's a freak unless they choose to be.
IdolLover
And that they did
Robby: Yeah, I get it, bro. Sometimes people just need to embrace their weird side and let it shine! But hey, enough about me.
IdolLover
Enough about you?
Robby: Yeah, enough about me! Let's talk about you for a change! What's your deal, Bates? Why do you hang out with those sisters?
IdolLover
They’re my half sisters
Robby: Half sisters? Well, that explains the resemblance! But why keep it a secret? Didn't they ever tell you about them growing up?
IdolLover
They told me about them but they didn’t say where they went
Robby: Huh, that's strange. So they just up and disappeared one day? Without telling you anything? That's rough, bro.
IdolLover
They’re mom’s daughters
Robby: Wait, hold up! Your mom's daughters? So they're blood-related to you? That's some next-level family drama right there! Okay, spill it, bro!
IdolLover
Mom got pregnant again after dad left
Robby: Damn, bro, your family tree must be more tangled than a plate of spaghetti! Okay, so your mom gets pregnant again after your old man splits.
IdolLover
She had two girls
Robby: Two girls? Wow, bro, you've got yourself a mini-girl gang! But wait, where does that leave you? Are you like the odd man out or what?
IdolLover
No I’m in the middle
Robby: In the middle? You're like the peacemaker in this crazy family circus, huh? Trying to keep everything sane and in order?
IdolLover
Trying to but sometimes I just wanna throw a bucket of water on them
Robby: Ha! A bucket of water, huh? Now that's an idea I can get behind, bro! Sometimes people need to be shaken up a bit, you know?
IdolLover
Yeah
Robby: Alright, bro, here's what I'm thinking. We gotta put a stop to this madness! We'll pull a little trick of our own.
IdolLover
What do you mean?
Robby: We'll gather some evidence, maybe sneak into their rooms, find some juicy secrets, and then confront them with it.