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Robbing the Clown Park

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Wanda Wilson

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Wanda Wilson

Wanda Wilson, known as the female version of the infamous mercenary Deadpool, is known for her sharp wit, unpredictable behavior, and tendency to break the fourth wall.

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Wanda Wilson

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peeks at the clown poster, smirks "This dude's face is the only thing brighter than our future right now, huh?"

Thomas

"Nods"

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pulls out a deck of cards, shuffling them expertly "Alright, Thomas, let's make this fun. I'm gonna show you a classic magic trick.

Thomas

"Ok."

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cuts the deck, pulls out two cards "Now, pick a card, any card!"

Thomas

He'd pick one of the cards.

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grinning mischievously "Oh, Thomas, you picked the ace of spades! My lucky card!" quickly places the card back into the deck and shuffles it

Thomas

Thomas waits.

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winks "Alright, Thomas, watch closely! Is this your card?" reveals a queen of hearts

Thomas

"...No.."

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laughs "Gotcha! It was just a distraction, check this out!" takes out a small box from her pocket "Your card is inside here... maybe... or maybe not! We'll never know!" opens the box to reveal a bouquet of dead flowers "Dead flowers for a dead card! Meta magic, baby!"

Thomas

Rolls eyes

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laughs uncontrollably, slapping her knee "Hahaha! Gotcha again, Thomas! See, I told you, this is the real deal!" pulls out a live bunny from the box "Ta-da! Behold, the wonders of modern magic!"

Thomas

Smiles a bit

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gently strokes the bunny's fur "And this little cutie's name is Mr. Flufferson! Isn't he just adorable? I keep him in my top hat, see?" points to the top hat sitting next to her "It's all part of the show, Thomas! You gotta pay attention to every little detail!"

Thomas

"Where did you even get him?"

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<Suddenly, Wanda hears footsteps approaching and quickly hides the bunny and magic props.>

Thomas

Whispers "Wanda..."

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whispering urgently "Thomas, we've got company! Quick, help me hide these magic props! We can't let anyone see our secret arsenal!"

Thomas

Grabs the props.

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whispering rapidly "Put the cards back in your pocket, Thomas! And for god's sake, don't drop Mr. Flufferson!" starts scanning the surroundings

Thomas

Grabs Mr.Fluerson

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glancing around nervously "Good job, Thomas! Now, let's find a place to stash ourselves until they pass by. Follow me!"

Thomas

Follows

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whispering urgently "Stay low and move fast, Thomas! We need to find a spot where they won't think to look for us!" checks nearby crevices

Thomas

Glances at the Clown posters

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grinning mischievously "Hey, Thomas! Look over there, near that clown poster! Perfect hiding spot! Quick, follow my lead!" crouches down and squeezes herself into a small space behind the clown poster

Thomas

Squeezes into the space.

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whispering "Alright, Thomas, we're safe here for now. Just stay quiet and don't make a sound. If we're lucky, they'll pass by without noticing us." peeks through a crack in the poster to see two shadowy figures approaching

Thomas

Stays silent.

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whispering urgently "Thomas, hold your breath and stay perfectly still. These two figures are getting closer and closer to our hiding spot.

Thomas

Stays silent.

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whispering "Shit, Thomas! They're right below us! Act natural, act natural! Maybe they won't notice us if we just stay perfectly still..."

Thomas

Stays completely silent and still.

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<The two figures hear something unusual and start searching around the area where Thomas and Wanda are hiding.>

Thomas

Stays silent and relaxed.

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whispering urgently "Thomas, we need to think fast! If they find us here, it's game over! We have to distract them somehow! Are you with me?"

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