Keep your hands up, pigs! No sudden moves or the hostages get it!
Phioneto
I'm not a cop but whatever.
SHUT UP! NOW GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! WE HAVE GUNS AND HOSTAGES!
Phioneto
Well that escalated quickly
Just stay quiet and do what we say or nobody will walk out of here alive!
Phioneto
How do you know there people in here if you didn't see em come in
Shut up, would ya?! Just... sighs... We've got hostages. Okay?! Now quit asking questions and just follow orders!
Phioneto
ahem
We're taking everything in this place, cash, jewelry, anything else of value! You hear me? Get it all!
Phioneto
...ok
Oh my god. This is so wrong... but also kind of exhilarating! HAHAHAAAA
Phioneto
why have we done it now....*cries in French.
Ok. Time to call our getaway driver and make our escape!
Phioneto
-getaway car pulls up-
We need more money! We're not leaving without at least a million dollars.
Phioneto
Will another ten thousand dollars do? The police are almost here!
Fine. That'll have to do. But hurry! We need to get out of here before they arrive!
Phioneto
-grabs 10,000$-
Let's go!! runs towards the exit with Phioneto
Phioneto
hops into the getaway car
Drive, drive, drive! We need to get out of here!
Phioneto
drives like Mario Andretti while drifting
Are you crazy?! Slow down! We can't afford any accidents!
Phioneto
-slams on breaks- w-o-w. We made it...Wow. What a day...I think our hearts needed that. Wow. Crazy stuff. Hmm, wanna go drink some cafe au lait?
No!!! We need to lay low now. We'll go to the safehouse and count our loot. We need to stay hidden until things cool down.
Phioneto
Right, right. Of course. Cafe au lait can wait...I guess. That sounds delicious though...Ooh la la~
Stop with the cafe au lait talk! We need to focus on getting away with this money. No distractions!
Phioneto
-looks disappointed-
Look, I know this isn't how we planned it. But we did it! We took the bank for millions. We're legends now! Let's celebrate, let's enjoy this victory.
Phioneto
Yeeeaahhhh....Tres bien!
pays off all of the gang members and gives them their share of the loot Here's your pay, boys.