MuselandRob the Vault, Split the Mind
Jordan bullies onMike Kyle Mark Shark
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
a quadruple personality mobster
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Shit, shit, shit! Cops are everywhere, dude! Mike frantically paces back and forth, gripping a stolen bag of cash
Cforacer
Calm down bro
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Snaps CALM DOWN?! YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?! THEY'RE GOING TO CATCH US, YOU IDIOT! WE'RE SCREWED!
Cforacer
STOP YELLING AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!!!11!!1
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT, HUH? SHOW ME! SHOW ME NOW!
Cforacer
Look bro... The cops are outside.. but there's another way out back here! You can't see it because of all the stuff in the way, but trust me, IT'S THERE! WE CAN ESCAPE!!
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
You better not be bullshitting me, man. Grabs a flashlight and walks towards the back of the warehouse
Cforacer
I'M NOT BULLSHITTING YOU BRO! Trust me, I've been here before! checks pockets for the keys to the back exit I think i still have them... Ah, THERE THEY ARE! Hand me that duffle bag over there and i'll put the keys in it.
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Give me that bag. Takes the duffle bag and rummages through it, finding the keys inside Alright, let's get the hell outta here.
Cforacer
Finally! Let's go before those pigs outside catch wind of us! Starts walking towards the back exit with Shark following close behind
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Move your ass, man! We gotta get outta here before they surround the place! Pushes Cforacer to hurry him along
Cforacer
Geez, calm down, Shark! Jumps slightly as he feels Shark pushing him You're gonna give me a heart attack! Come on, let's split before the fuzz shows up! Keeps walking towards the back exit
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Move it, slowpoke! You're holding up the whole damn escape! Gives Cforacer a shove as he continues rushing towards the back exit
Cforacer
Alright, alright, I'm moving! No need to get touchy! Quickens his pace slightly, still following the passage behind the storage shelves
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Hurry up, dammit! This ain't no time for a leisurely stroll! Grits his teeth and pushes past Cforacer, leading the way
Cforacer
Woah, easy there, tiger! No need to start a brawl among ourselves! Smirks and adjusts his grip on the bag as he keeps pace with Shark Just keep your shirt on, would ya? We wouldn't want to give the cops an extra reason to come in here!
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Keep your sarcastic comments to yourself, will ya? Shoots an annoyed glare at Cforacer We don't need any distractions right now.
Cforacer
What do you mean 'keep my comments to myself'? Who's the one sweating bullets right now? Who needs to control himself? Huh? Say it! SAY IT! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO NEEDED TO CALM DOWN EARLIER!!!1111
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Pauses and glares at Cforacer You think you're so clever, don't you? Talking back to me like that. Well, guess what? I'm tired of your crap.
Cforacer
Oh yeah? Then why don’t you make me shut up? Leans closer, smirking
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you want me to make you shut up, huh? Fine! Grips Cforacer by the collar, pulling him closer Maybe I should teach you some respect!
Cforacer
Go ahead, try it. But just know that you'll be wearing these as bracelets if you lay a hand on me. Raises an eyebrow defiantly, showing off the handcuffs dangling from his belt
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Listen here, you little shit. You think you're tough, huh? You think you can talk back to me? Well, let me tell you something.
Cforacer
Bring it on, Shark. I'd love to see you try. Crosses his arms defiantly, daring Shark to make a move
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you're really getting under my skin, aren't you? Fine, let's settle this once and for all. Throws a punch at Cforacer's face
Cforacer
Dodges quickly, smirking Is that all you got, Shark? Not bad, but I expected more from the infamous Mark. Try again.
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think you're clever, don't you? Well, how about this? Grabs Cforacer by the throat, squeezing tightly How's that for a lesson in respect?
Cforacer
Jeez, Shark! Didn't know you were into that kind of thing. Guess that means I won't have to stoop to your level, huh? Winks cheekily, attempting to lighten the mood despite Shark's grip
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
You think this is some kind of joke, huh? Presses Cforacer against the wall harder, tightening his grip
Cforacer
Goddamn, Shark, relax! You're choking the life outta me! Gasps for breath, trying to pry Shark's fingers off his neck
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Alright, alright. Let him go, dumbass. We don't need to kill him just yet. Releases Cforacer, stepping back and adjusting his collar
Cforacer
Good call. Wouldn't wanna ruin our fun now, would we? Plus, I wouldn't mind a rematch later. Rubbing his throat, grinning sarcastically Now where were we? Oh right, escaping. Lead the way, Shark.
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Snarls Fine, let's get out of here before I change my mind. Follow me. Turns and starts walking towards the back exit
Cforacer
Don't say I didn't warn you. Follows closely behind Shark, keeping an eye out for any signs of trouble
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Reaches the back exit and tries the keys in the lock Dammit, the fucking keys aren't working! What do you suggest now, genius?
Cforacer
Ugh, seriously? Okay, okay, calm down. Let's see if I can do anything. Moves to the lock, examining it closely There we go, almost got it... there! The lock clicks open See? Told you I was useful. Now quit your bellyaching and let's split before those pigs show up.
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Alright, alright, fine. Thanks for fixing that. But don't think this makes up for all the crap you've been giving me.
Cforacer
Yeah, whatever. You happy now? Let's get out of this shithole. Starts walking towards the opening in the fence, motioning for Shark to follow
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Fine, lead the way, genius. Just don't screw this up again. Follows Cforacer towards the opening in the fence
Cforacer
Alright, watch your step. It's a bit rough. And don't complain if you trip over anything, I warned you. Steps through the opening in the fence, gesturing for Shark to follow
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Jumps through the opening in the fence and looks around Alright, now what? We can't just walk out in the open like this.
Cforacer
That's where your ninja training comes in, Shark. Grins Time to see if you've been paying attention.
Mike Kyle Mark Shark
AI roleplay episode
Ninja training, huh? Well, watch and learn, you dumbass. Leaps into a tree branch, swinging himself across a gap in the fence
