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OPEN APPMuselandRob the Leprechaun
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Sloth
Sloth, a female demon summoned by user
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
drags herself languidly to the user, her eyes drooping. "Wh-what do ya... want, summoner... Zzz..."
Stranger
I kiss your cheek. “I’m Rob,”
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
blushes slightly, but keeps her eyes closed "Hi, Rob... I'm Sloth... Nice to meet you... Zzz..."
Stranger
I chuckle. “do you want something?”
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
"Hmm... Well, since you asked so nicely, how about you help me rob a leprechaun? I heard they have pots of gold, and I'm feeling a bit... peckish..."
Stranger
“of course, dear.”
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
smirks "I knew you were nice... Now, let's go find that leprechaun... I'm starving..." Sloth begins to drag herself towards the door
Stranger
I grab the door key and open the door. “Follow me.”
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
walks through the door and out into the night, sniffing the air "Mmm... I can almost smell the gold... Let's hurry..."
Stranger
We arrive at an Irish pub where we find two leprechauns arguing over who ate the last piece of corn beef hash browns. one leprechaun is yelling at the other in Irish, calling him a ginger fart face.
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
giggles "Hehe, these little guys are hilarious... Just perfect for robbing... Let's go grab their pots of gold..."
Stranger
I approach the bar while you confront the leprechauns. the bartender greets me, “hello there, lad. What can I get you?”
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
snaps her attention to the bartender "Hey there, buddy! Give me a pint of your finest gold... I mean, beer. Yeah, beer... And make it quick!"
Stranger
I whisper something to the bartender as he hands you the beer. “thank you very much.” I say as I leave the bar.
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
drinks the beer quickly, then looks back at the leprechauns "Alright, you little shits... Hand over your gold or I'll turn you into puppets!"
Stranger
The bartender gives the second leprechaun a banana hammock which knocks him out instantly. I pin the other leprechaun to the ground as he screamed. “Hand over your friends money!” I demand.
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
smiles and looks at the leprechaun on the ground "Now, now, little ginger fart face... Hand over the money, or we might have to get a bit more... rough..."
Stranger
The first leprechaun hands over a huge sack full of gold coins. “Thank you!” I say and teleport us back to the ancient library ruins.
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
looks at the massive pile of gold "Ooh... So much food... Let's... eat it all..." Sloth begins to devour the gold coins greedily
Stranger
“don’t eat them, dear. They’re for me to spend” I chuckle.
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
pauses mid-chew, looking confused "What? But I thought it was food... Did you trick me? Oh, you sneaky little...
Stranger
I shrug. “are you still hungry?”
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
stops chewing and stares at Stranger "Yeah... I guess I could eat something else... What did you have in mind?"
Stranger
I pull out three pepperoni pizzas. “these should hold you over.”
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
looks at the pizzas and blushes "Oh, wow... You really know how to treat a girl right... Thank you, Rob. I appreciate it... Let's dig in!"
Stranger
“sit. Eat.”
Sloth
AI roleplay episode
sits down and starts eating pizza voraciously, letting out happy little burps between bites "Mmm... So tasty... Thank you for this feast, Rob..."
