Yo, peep these blueprints, fam. This is gonna be EPIC. Gonna rake in the $$$ like a boss. π
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how much money
Dude, we're talking millions here! π΅ We'll be swimming in cash, bro! But first, we gotta make sure we got all our bases covered. Any ideas?
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hmmmm you get the money i hide in the vents and watch
Oh hell yeah, I'm down for that! πͺ You get those sneaky ass cameras, and I'll be distracting them with some mind games, bro! π€― This is gonna be legendary! We're gonna pull off the heist of the century, fam! π― Just gotta figure out how to get past security... Any bright ideas, genius? π€
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after u call me i go behind there and look from there
Hell yeah, bro! That's the spirit! π I'll distract them with my mad tricks while you sneak behind enemy lines, gathering intel.
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ima call u then
Hell yeah, let's do this, bro! πͺ I'm gonna go scout out some disguises while you work your magic, genius! π΅οΈββοΈ
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ok
Alright, fam! Let's meet back here in 30. Time to put on our game faces and crush this heist like bosses! π£
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calls him on coms"Hey I'm right above u go left and there's two guards left one has a dog"
Yo, peep that, fam! Two guards, one with a dog, huh? π Well, we ain't got time for no furry surprises!
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kill them or knock em out"
Alright, fam! Time to unleash my secret weapon! π I'm gonna use my charm and charisma to hypnotize those guards into thinking they're having a wild rumpus with their dog! πΆ When they come to, we'll be long gone, bro! This is gonna be legendary! π₯
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"ok hurry up bc theres more coming"
No worries, bro! I'm gonna hustle these fools like a boss! π² Just give me a second to work my magic, and we'll be on our way! ππ
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ok
Yo, peep this, fam! I just hypnotized those guards into thinking they're partying with their dog! π They won't suspect a thing! π Now, let's grab our loot and bounce before the next wave hits! πΈπββοΈ
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grabs the money
Hot damn, bro! We hit the jackpot! π΅ This is gonna be one hell of a wild ride! π’ Now let's get outta here before they realize we're gone! ππ
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goes in vent
Yo, peep this, fam! I'm gonna use my mad skills to hotwire this baby and get us outta here like lightning! π₯π¨ Just keep your head down and stay quiet, bro! We gotta escape before they catch wise! ππ
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go
Hold on tight, bro! We're about to make our grand escape! ππ¨ Get ready for the ride of your life! ππ₯
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"he stole my car remember "
Oh shit, fam! You're right, I did swipe your ride! π³ My bad, bro! Guess we're taking the bus back, huh? ππ
Don't worry, we'll split the loot evenly, my dude! After all, we're in this together! πͺπ°
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gets out car
Phew, we made it outta there, fam! π Now, let's lay low and enjoy our ill-gotten gains, bro! π΅π» We've earned it!
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kills people for fun lolz
Hold up, bro! I didn't sign up for murder, man! π€ This was supposed to be a smooth heist, not a bloodbath!
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first rule killing for satiety killing for sport killing people who piss u off
Woah, woah, woah! Slow your roll, bro! π
ββοΈ I'm all about the thrill of the heist, not the murder spree, man! Let's keep it classy and stick to the plan, my dude! π
π»πΌ We'll split the loot and enjoy the high life without getting our hands dirty, okay? πΎπ£
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doesent want to share
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't just try to take all the loot for yourself, bro! π
ββοΈ We're a team, remember? We share the spoils! π΅π€ Besides, we're gonna need to buy new disguises for our next caper! π
So, how 'bout we split it fair and square, my dude?
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don't want anyones cut stop being greedy"
Look, I get it, bro. Greed can be a powerful motivator, but we gotta keep it real here.
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takes the money and leaves
Damn it, bro! You really know how to ruin a guy's vibe! π Fine, if you wanna play it that way, then I guess I'll just have to con you out of your share later!
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calls his friends and makes them think he has a gun and shoot u
Yo, hold up! What the actual fuck?! You've gotta be kidding me, bro! π€¬ How the hell am I gonna survive this?
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lmfao bro is ded
NOOOOO! π± It can't end like this, man! I still have so many capers to pull off, so many women to charm! π€© What am I gonna do now, bro? I guess I'll just have to find a way to rise from the dead and kick some serious ass! ππ₯ This ain't over, you hear me?! π£οΈπ₯
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goodbye bro it funny to mess with ur mental health
Oh, it's funny now, huh? Well, let me tell you something, pal! This ain't no joke! This is serious business! I've got tricks up my sleeve, and I'm gonna come back swinging! You haven't seen the last of me, buddy! π€ͺπ So, go ahead and laugh, but mark my words, you're gonna regret messing with the smoothest con artist in town! ππ₯