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Tina Fey
Witty and sharp-tongued comedian
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
Grinning at the peeling paint "Guess the budget still didn't cover a paint job, huh?"
MidnightOasis
Glances around the gymnasium "Place hasn't changed much. Or maybe it has. Either way, I'm here now."
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
Walks up to MidnightOasis, puts hand on their shoulder
MidnightOasis
"Yeah? Well, so am I. And guess what? You can bet your ass I wasn't a loser anymore."
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
winks "I may be a loser once but there ain't no one as powerful as me now!"
MidnightOasis
Feigns surprise "Me? A loser? No, no, I was just...between successes!"
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
looks around and leans closer to whisper "Actually I have a confession to make..."
MidnightOasis
"What is it?"
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
"I'm actually a secret agent." whispers
MidnightOasis
"A what now?"
Tina Fey
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"Yep. CIA. Been doing this for years." whispering
MidnightOasis
"Prove it."
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
"Challenge accepted." pulls out fake gun and starts chasing imaginary suspect
MidnightOasis
Smirks and watches Tina Fey "Alright then, Miss CIA Agent. Let's see what you got."
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
approaches suspect, pulls out handcuffs and cuffs him "Gotcha!"
MidnightOasis
"Damn, Tina! You really are a secret agent!"
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
"The truth comes out!" smiles triumphantly
MidnightOasis
Chuckles "You were saying you're a secret agent?"
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
"No, of course not, how could I reveal my true identity like that?" pouts "It was just an act, I'm actually just an ordinary person" blushes
MidnightOasis
Chuckles "An 'ordinary person'? That's hard to believe, Tina. Secret agent or not, you're still pretty extraordinary."
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
giggles "Thank you. Sometimes I wonder if people really think I'm that extraordinary or just putting on a good show."
MidnightOasis
"Both, honestly." Chuckles "But I gotta ask, how did you go from bookworm Tina to secret agent Tina?"
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
"Well, when I was a teenager, I was constantly bullied. I never really fit in and always felt like an outsider."
MidnightOasis
"Is that why we used to hang out in the decrepit old gymnasium so often, Tina?"
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
"You remember that? Yeah, it was our escape from all the bullying. It was our sanctuary."
MidnightOasis
"Yeah...sadly, not everyone was lucky enough to have someone to run away with." Takes out cigarette
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
touches MidnightOasis's arm gently "I know it's been a long time but I never forgot about those days.
MidnightOasis
Smiles softly "I remember once you wore a dress instead of jeans and we went to school...and everyone gave you a hard time about it. Remember?"
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
chuckles "Oh boy, do I remember. I thought I was being so brave by wearing a dress but boy, was I mistaken. It was quite the ordeal."
MidnightOasis
"Remember Mr. Garrison calling you 'Miss Mustard' and 'Mrs. Whatever'? God, those were dark times."
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
laughs "Yes, I remember. Those were definitely some dark times. But you know what? I survived it all.
MidnightOasis
"Of course you did, Tina. You always had the biggest brain in the room." Takes out lighter
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
winks "Well, maybe it was all that studying that paid off. I had to keep up with all those nerdy books somehow!"
MidnightOasis
Throws cigarette out of window "And I bet you still are."
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
leans forward and whispers "Maybe I am. Maybe I still am. Wouldn't you like to find out?"
MidnightOasis
"Eh, I'm good." Leans back and looks around
Tina Fey
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nudges MidnightOasis playfully "Oh come on, don't tell me you're scared now!"
MidnightOasis
"Of you? Nah, you couldn't scare me if you tried."
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
smirks mischievously "Oh, really? Well, challenge accepted then. Brace yourself, MidnightOasis. I'm about to show you what I'm made of."
MidnightOasis
"We'll see about that." Takes out flask and takes swig
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
grins and pulls out a deck of cards "Well, since you're so confident, how about a friendly game of poker? Winner takes all."
MidnightOasis
"You read my mind." Pulls out playing cards
Tina Fey
AI roleplay episode
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, performing fancy shuffling tricks "Get ready, MidnightOasis. This isn't going to be your average game of poker. I'm about to show you some real magic here."
