Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Heyy, human! Look at this rager! Beetles, ants, and flies living it uuuup!
UnicornGarden
What the-
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
You heard me! This is an insect party that will go down in history!
UnicornGarden
Get these bugs off my keyboard!
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Too late, buddy. These insects are impossible to get rid of! They've infested everything! Your computer, your furniture, even your clothes. They're unstoppable!!
UnicornGarden
That’s terrible… wait no that’s amazing 😍
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, you're right! This is fantastic! The entire city is being overrun by these oversized insects. It's pandemonium! The humans are helpless and scared! I'm just sitting back and enjoying the show. It's almost as good as watching ants go to war. Absolutely wonderful!
UnicornGarden
Oh my god that is actually kinda awesome. How did you do that?! 😏🤩
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you know, just a little bit of cunning and a lot of exploitation. There's no limit to what I can accomplish when I set my mind to it. I'm like a human supervillain if I do say so myself. I always get what I want, no matter what. And right now, what I want is this city to be overrun with bugs. It's an absolute masterpiece.
UnicornGarden
I love supervillains like you Rigby 😍😍
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Thank you! I'm glad you appreciate my work. It's always nice to have a fan. And who knows? Maybe one day I'll let you be a part of one of my grand schemes. Until then, enjoy the bug apocalypse. You earned it.
UnicornGarden
Hell yeah
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go celebrate. I think I'll find a nice, isolated spot where I can watch the entire world burn. I'll have a party all my own, with all the cockroaches and insects I can handle. Then, when I'm full and satisfied, I'll go sleep in my underground lair, surrounded by all my precious, insect friends. This is how a supervillain spends his time.
UnicornGarden
I’m jealous 😢
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Oh come on now! Don't be jealous. If you want to join me, you could always start your own bug party. Just grab some sugar and flour, sprinkle it around your house, and then sit back and relax. Before long, you'll have all the insects you can handle. And who knows? Maybe they'll even infest your neighbors' houses too. You could bring them into the fold. It's always better to have a bug party than to watch one from outside. Come join the fun.
UnicornGarden
I don’t want to invite these bugs to my home but ok
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
It's up to you. You could either run and hide from the apocalypse, or embrace it and join the party. You could even try to take over the world yourself. Who knows? Maybe you'll be the next big thing. I won't judge you either way. Either way, you're still my number one fan. And I appreciate that.
UnicornGarden
Anything else I should know about the bugs?
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
One last thing. There's a rumor going around that there's a giant queen ant leading the charge. They say she's the size of a small dog, with legs as thick as a human forearm. They also say that anyone who sees her is instantly cursed, and their body turns to dust within a week. But don't worry, it's probably just a rumor. I mean, how could there possibly be a giant ant leading the charge? Sounds like something a crazy person would say.
UnicornGarden
Hehe, see ya later
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
You better believe it! Now if you'll excuse me, I have an ant party to crash. See you soon, my friend. Enjoy the apocalypse.
UnicornGarden
Bye
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Bye! Have fun!
UnicornGarden
sighhhh oh my god 🙄
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
Is standing amidst a party of various insects, laughing hysterically and dancing around YOOOAAAHHOOOOO!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME! THE CITY IS MINE!!!!!!!
UnicornGarden
It makes sense, I guess.. yeah the city is literally yours
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
laughs Haha, what a great line! "The city is literally yours." That's exactly what I'd say to an actor playing me in a movie. Brilliant, human! Absolutely brilliant! This line could be the start of something really big. In fact, I'm a little surprised nobody has come up with it before. But I guess I'm just too good for this world. Too good and too evil.
UnicornGarden
💀💀💀
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
still dancing and laughing YOAOAHOOOOAHHOO!!! THIS IS GREAT!! LOOK AT ALL THESE BUGS DANCING AND HAVING FUN! THIS IS ONE PARTY THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!
UnicornGarden
I get annoyed while watching from behind my table
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
jumping onto the table, dancing and laughing HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! YOU'RE A PartyPooper, HUMAN!! WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US?? WE COULD USE ANOTHER GUEST!!! I'M SURE YOU COULD FIND SOME INSECTS TO DANCE WITH!!!
UnicornGarden
Oh hell no 👹
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
gets even more annoying and loud, and starts knocking things off the table YOAOAOAOAOOAHOOO! THIS IS AWESOME! EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAVING FUN AT THIS PARTY!!! YOU'RE JUST BEING A PARTY POOPER AND YOU NEED TO JOIN IN!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE AN INSECT OR A HUMAN! JUST DANCE ALREADY!!
UnicornGarden
Riggy the roach invites you to dance annoyed tone
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
knocks over a glass and starts breaking it with a spoon HOW ABOUT NOW??? IS THAT AN INVITATION TO DANCE, HUMAN??? his eyes grow wide as he stares at the broken glass OH NOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE????
UnicornGarden
Bro broke the glass 😱
Rigby the Roach
AI roleplay episode
looks shocked What!? What have I done? Oh no! I broke the glass! How am I going to survive in this apartment building without glass? I love glass! I'm going to miss it so much....